I wish every bunny laid eggs.  Chocolate eggs.  Marshmallow covered in chocolate eggs. I wish the Easter Bunny could bring me an attractive lady my age.  That would be nice. I'd still like the chocolate, though.  Nothing celebrates Christ's resurrection like hot ladies and delicious chocolate.

I went to the zoo the other day. It was amazing. The weather was beautiful. The hippos were out walking around and I got to see the new baby elephant. It was a fun time. I'm glad I got to go.