I just thought some of these were hilarious....and TRUE!!!

[theperfectdoug]

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I bet you didn't know.

[jedicctrack]

That I would steal your underwear while making out with you! Ladies, careful, he's a good kisser...

Re: I bet you didn't know.

[theperfectdoug]

I'm just pissed Jim found all of my bondage equipment. But don't worry i came up with an airtight lie to cover my leather-lovin' ass!!!