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theperfectdoug

M. Night Shalyalyman Post!!!

Sep 15, 2005 13:35

-Why is it whenever anyone so much as mentions the word "soccer" some other person feels the need to point out that in the rest of the world it's called football? I HATE THAT ( Read more... )

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At least they sound similar.... aimsha September 15 2005, 18:25:37 UTC

I understand your glich. Chinsopheary and I were debating about how disgusting McDonald's really is at work one day and I told her it was horrible and that I worked there when I was fourteen (a little side note---if they ever bring back the lobster roll...DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT EAT IT!!!!!!!!). anyway, my phone beep-beeped like it does when we get a policy holder instead of saying "Thank you for calling MetLife, this is Aimee, may I ask who I'm speaking with please?" I said "Welcom to McDonald's, may I take your order?" (something I swore I'd never say again after I left there). The policy holder got all confused and they were like "This is...uh...McDonald's?", being horrified and knowing no graceful way out of it...I lied. "Yes."

Re: At least they sound similar.... theperfectdoug September 15 2005, 20:27:52 UTC

Thats so awesome that you had lied about that. I wish i had the chance to lie to my caller too. "Is this really Metal Gear Solid?", "Sure is, now you're trapped in a video game too!!".

ssjberzerker September 15 2005, 18:42:39 UTC

Unfortunately I don't know a good Xena porn for you, but I suggest getting in touch with Ryan Waters. He does own his own video store after all, and he's constantly advertising the large porno section to others.

Hot Diggity Damn! theperfectdoug September 15 2005, 20:26:08 UTC

Ryan Water's owns a porn store? Well he is a creepy little bastard, i guess its not too hard to believe. He's got that weird "workin at a porno store" facial hair too!

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My dirty little submarine.... anonymous September 18 2005, 20:11:35 UTC

if you wanted to bring it to a dirty place you could get a girl to go as a body of water and you could go down on her...'dive! Dive!'

Re: My dirty little submarine.... theperfectdoug September 19 2005, 19:56:56 UTC

lol, woah, who wrote this? Try to keep the Blog pg rated folks! Im a hero to millions of children everywhere! Thats why i talk about Xena porn!

How Kafka-esque theperfectdoug September 19 2005, 19:53:17 UTC

Submarine is a pretty good idea. But i should make some huge ungodly costume so noone will be able to move around me. So if the parties suck then at least im annoying people! If they complain ill launch torpedos at them, FREEDOM TORPEDOES!!!