For those of you who may think otherwise i just wanted to announce that THERE WILL BE NO PARTY THIS WEEKEND. Yes, thanksgiving 2 has been canceled this year. Im pretty darn depressed about it right now too, but its for the best. There's been so much going on these past few weeks with moving in and trying to get everything in order in the new place ( Read more... )

And that, is how we'll get the handcuff arrow to work ( Read more... )

Doug F'n Summers ( Read more... )

Hey i know i havent updated in a while, so im just gonna cover the most important stuff ( Read more... )

Hey folks quick update to tell you that im working a show THURSDAY, AUGUST 26TH in westerly. So for all of you who use the excuse that my shows are too far away to come see me, well im sorry but you'll have to come up with another excuse. I'll be calling pretty much everyone i know in the next couple of days to inform them, so if you're reading ( Read more... )

Yes i'm back. Yes i havent updated since July 21st. Yes a LOT of stuff has happened to me since then, almost all of it good. Yes all you get to hear is a short paragraph because i have more important shit to talk about. So get ready ( Read more... )

Yeah, i'm BEYOND tired of that line. So in an effort to stomp it out, i'm going to use it all the time in situations where it makes no sense and act like what i just said was witty and funny. I hope it catches on and then we can get rid of this forever. I like 50 cent, dont get me wrong, but god damn. It was funny the first few times i heard it, ( Read more... )

Okay so coolest thing happened to me last week. I was at the smackdown taping on tuesday night and i left the show before the main event finished so i could hand out flyers for Slamtech (www.slamtechwrestling.com). Well i was doing an awesome job calling people fat and lazy and hitting on guy's girlfriends right in front of them and PEOPLE WERE ( Read more... )

Well, not yet anyway. Soon though, if the place isnt terrible, i will be living on Atwells avenue in providence. And no, not the Italian section. And no, not the upper class section either. That just leaves one section ( Read more... )

it's 1 pm, i'm sleep deprived and only half awake. Then Jared sends me an invite to a chatroom on AIM. I figure it's gonna be a bunch of workers (oh and marks because Jared is there). Instead ( Read more... )