Being sick as shit is never really all that it's cracked up to be ( Read more... )

I'm so totally not dead. I just had to live under the grid for a few... years... while I sorted stuff out.

Or while I "un-lazied" myself.

LAZINESS IS UNAMERICAN

And for old time's sake...


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Thumbtacks are called thumbtacks 'cause you're not supposed to hit them with a hammer.

AND NOW I KNOW

Yes, because all of the social injustices in the world can be solved by one iron-fisted social vigilante imposing views of what they think is morally and ethically "correct" upon the masses.

People react so well to having their lifestyles threatened and attacked that I can't possibly imagine a flaw in this plan.

How so?

BY BEING NICE, YOU FUCKING IDIOT

A fun thing to do if you're out on the road alone (or with someone who deserves this) is to turn off all noise and start singing a capella, using road signs you're passing by as your sole means for vocals.

It's amazing what one can come up with.

P.S. - Haha "bouncy"

Seeing as how this is the last post I will ever make before I turn 22... I just have one thing to say.

BEING 21 SUCKED.

I just had the worst god-damned audition of my entire life.

I feel like joining Linkin Park.

Stolen from AgentCabanas (I done forgot how to link journals!), it's something that you fill out before reading the answers, it's like a quiz that's random 'cause you don't know who it's asking about ( Read more... )

I took a nice "What Religion Are You?" test and answered completely devoid of any thought to how other religions thought about the questions it asked; just answered based off what I believe ( Read more... )