Who knew?

[thepheonix]

According to my calendar, today is Lick the Clit Day.

Top 10 things about you probably didn't know, although a lot of them are about me being fat. Which is interesting.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cassandra Jowett!

1. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Cassandra Jowett'.
2. Cassandra Jowett is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
3. India tested its first nuclear Cassandra Jowett in 1974.
4. Cassandra Jowett has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
5. Cassandra Jowett invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
6. Cassandra Jowett is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
7. Snow White's coffin was made of Cassandra Jowett!
8. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Cassandra Jowett would be as small as a pea.
9. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Cassandra Jowett is near!
10. In her entire life, Cassandra Jowett will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.