Disclaimer and a fake introduction

[thepianopoet]

Herein lies the standard disclaimer which will be repeated ad nauseum. I don't know any football players and if they suffer the misfortune of reading whatever is written here, they'll definitely be glad of the fact that they most definitely do not know me

Comments

[miman]

The funniest disclaimer!!! I guess I could quote the whole of it. Definitely memorising.

[thepianopoet]

*grins* Whut, that's a first for me ^^