Twelve reason I hate the winter ( Read more... )

I won't let you down.

Shane: I NEED MEAT!
Libby: I don't have meat! I'm a vegetarian!
Shane: AHA! I KNEW IT! Carl owes me $2!
Libby: ...what?
Shane: Carl thought you were Republican.

How in the hell does this get on a little kids' Nickelodeon show.

I should've gotten more sleep last night this morning. I'm going to be useless tonight.

No Coward’s Reality: Memphis’ breakthrough sell-out emo Band is making it’s return to the states! Join us at the New Daisy as they perform all of your favorite songs: “The Places That I Wish I Could Be Are There With You,” “Heading Nowhere Fast,” “Chronicles of the First and Last Love,” and the ever-popular “Je T’aime Quelque Fois.”

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The layout is obviously temporary. And I've obviously ripped off a liberal.

Jack is sarcastic. This is a defense mechanism designed to protect his ego when he feels hurt. He pokes people harder than he gets poked. These sarcastic remarks can be very funny. They can also be harsh, bitter, and caustic at the same time ( Read more... )

I uh.... yeah.

At work tonight... I...

I got asked out at work tonight.

Yep.

Uh...

Yeah.

By a gay guy.

Uh huh.... yep.

"Umm... are you gay?" "Uh, no, sorry."

Poor kid.

And if you were wishing, here I am.

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I'm ready for the ACT. Why?

I fell asleep and woke up to the movie Mona Lisa Smile.

So now I'm open to females running the government... and art, like Van Gogh and Picasso. Now I don't think Picasso's a retarded child; I think he's a retarded genius.

( I....hit her with a bean bag. )