Things to help you and a thought for the day

[thepita]

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR 3 MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

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Comments

[haubitze]

I'm going to use all these tips for Thanksgiving tomorrow. (especially duct tape. I'm going to tape everyone down to the sofa so they don't wander into the kitchen while I'm trying to cook.)

[ryokara]

I feel like pushing someone down some stairs right now. -_- Maybe that's a bad thing.