it feels funny to say so i just think that there'd be something to this life if i could get past this gum stuck to the bottom of the table. my internet browser has so many new offers for me but none seem to have anything to do with old gum under the table removal. my sister can't be helpful because she refuses to talk to me but it would only hurt ( Read more... )

Transformation of a metaphor ( Read more... )

Tragic Shampoo Expiration ( Read more... )

The Shade, The Smell, The Morning ( Read more... )

"...for when you get in love you are made all over again. The person who loves you has picked you out of the great mass of uncreated clay which is humanity to make something out of, and the poor lumpish clay which is you wants to find out what it has been made into. But at the same time, you, in the act of loving somebody, become real, cease to be ( Read more... )

So I guess I'm starting to care about politics at least a little more because I dreamed about the election last night. I was driving my car and some other folks were there with me and we were going to vote. The voting place was kind of weird. Now, I've never voted before (excluding the all-important student council and homecoming court elections) ( Read more... )

So I was at home for a 4-day stint last week, and I went to lunch with a good friend of mine. We casually started talking politics, just beginning with who we were going to vote for, etc. When she discovered that I thought I probably wouldn't vote, it was seriously like her heart broke in half. I've experienced people before that get mad or think ( Read more... )

So I was at Chipotle today for my second burrito out of two days home thus far. For those of you who have never experienced Chipotle, it is a burrito place similar to La Bamba's but so much better. Anyhow, most of the employees are Mexican. When I went in today, the guy in line in front of me was also Mexican. So he ordered in Spanish and was ( Read more... )

So here's the story of how my father told Alice Cooper what's what and then took pity on the wimp ( Read more... )

Here I sit and lie in wait, for a day that's not today but only not today because there's tomorrow. Tomorrow never comes, therefore what's to be done cannot be done and it's hard to feel bad when there's tomorrow. Yesterday is a regret, tomorrow's aspirations never met, but it's hard to feel bad when there's tomorrow. So today I sit and wait, and ( Read more... )