Roleplays
Title: Roleplays
Author: thepoison_sky
Rating: pg-13
Fandom: Super Junior
Pairing: kyuhyun/zhou mi
Word Count: 543
Warning: mentions of sex, swearing
Disclaimer: i don't own any of the bands i write abut and everything here is fictional
Note: this is crack. srsly. i read a prompt over at the sujukinkmeme ... and liked to adopt it. i tourned out other than i thought (thanks to my osm gf) but it made me laugh. it's roughly about kyu and mimi trying to do roleplays. (seventh fic for the adventcalender for lyzlyrie)
"oh kangin you look so manly and strong!" mi looked at his boyfriend with a look of total stupidness and adoration.
"yes hon you're right! i'm your manly man kangin!" kyuhyuns voice was deeper than normal and he had a determined look on his face. mi sighed and fell in his arms.
"i was so lonely over the day." mi whined and began nibbling at kyuhyuns neck. "i couldn't stop thinking about your big -"
"OKAY stop!" kyuhyun looked digusted. "I think this doesn't work. You were about to talk about kangins - god damn."
he got up from the bed and left the room.
-
"oh and did you know eunhyuk and tablo met - hmpf.." kyuhyun pressed his lips forcefully onto mi's.
he pounded into him mercilessly, grunting.
the moment their lips parted mi took a grasp. "- i think they had sex. i mean hyukkie fell in love with him such a long time ago. and now they just- ah!" kyuhyun bit into mis shoulder until he could taste the blood.
"hey! i don't think kibum would -" "mi! just shut up!" kyuhyun slid into him a last time and came shuddering.
mi looked at him pouting. "and what about me?"
kyuhyun turned around. "you think kibum would jerk him off afterwards?" he grabbed a book lying next to him (one of the props) and started reading.
"that was no fun! next time you'll be donghae!"
-
"so i'll be yesung. and you'll be ryeowook?" kyuhyun's lips twitched.
mi nodded with a serious face.
"shall your little brother sing for you hyung?"
that was it kyuhyun fell off the bed laughing so hard that he cried.
-
mi mumbled some random chinese qoute into his ear panting.
kyuhyun felt the urge to choke him but he calmed down his temper and replied.
"hyung! don't say that! god won't like it!" he waggled his eyebrows just to be more incharacter.
mi looked at him for a moment. then he started to giggle.
"your eyebrows! do that again!" he laughed really hard now. "and - and i just said the sausages cost 3 won!"
kyuhyun shoved the elder out of his lap and he landed with a yelp on the floor. "no! kyuhyun! i'm sorry."
-
this was the last time if this wouldn't work they had to think of something entirely else.
"so mi, my darling what did you do today. I sung all day with my beautiful voice."
"oh kyuhyun i sat around all day writing new awesome lyrics for our upcoming album! you are going to sing the main parts of it!"
mi looked at kyuhyun with a shocked expression.
"I never said that! and i don't sit at home the whole day! and my voice is not that high!"
"well dear i'm sorry to infom you that actually i'm not singing the whole day! i learn and i would never call you darling!"
mi's cheeks puffed and kyuhyun was about to smack him when the chinese shoved him up the wall.
"shut up mi! i'm the top in this relationship."
kyuhyun was turned around and quick hands opened his trousers.
-
kyuhyun smiled and stroked through mi's hair.
"i think i like it when you're forceful."
mi giggled and kissed his shoulder.
"i think i like to be you ..."