there's nothing wrong with you Sam. you're definitely not ugly. you should just be more forward. for example, "hey baby, wanna f@$%?" 60 percent of the time, it works every time. it's all about confidence. you could be butt ugly and 400 pounds, and you could blind a girl with your confidence.
Next time talk to her crazy be like "BITCH TAKE THESE KIDS" then splooge on her face hahahaha then afterwards smack her on the ass and say "go make me some nachos"
mwahaha, i love pity parties! morose decorations, depressed looking chicks, untouched kegs, let the pity begin!
and if you were young and single...im not sure i even want to finish that sentence. itd be sweet sweet lovin. the things id do to you, what you could do to me, mmmmmmmm. haha.
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Listen to Ghazel. She speaks the truth.
If only I were young and single.....
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and if you were young and single...im not sure i even want to finish that sentence. itd be sweet sweet lovin. the things id do to you, what you could do to me, mmmmmmmm. haha.
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