[ voice; ]
Oh, so that's what it feels like to pop your "kidnapped into another dimension" cherry.
[ A beat. ]
--Can't say that I'm all that impressed. [ A laugh. ] Most bad guys are a bit more original -- I mean, come on: at this point it's basically a running gag. Everything seems okay for a while, then some crazy dumbass feels like messing with us, and takes out the most "capable" X-men first. It's so damn predictable -- and then, the one person left who isn't fucking inept puts a ragtag team together to save the charity cases that got rolled over in the first place.
[ A put-upon sigh. ]
It never fails. This is just the latest crap Homo Sapiens have thrown our way to clean up -- and we will end up being these loser's janitors, mark my words. The X-men can't leave well enough alone. Even when the entire race is about to go extinct.
So.
[ A brief pause. ]
The cavalry's here, guys. You can stop shitting your pants.