[video] Pretend my icons are male 8|
[Look, guys, it's a half-naked Superman! (Actually all naked, but no, you don't get to see that part) Except he looks a bit odd... His hair is a bit longer and his face looks different... And he looks rather... strained.]
I... [A pause, startled by the deep, but decidedly not Superman voice. A sigh follows.] I was wondering if any of you gentlemen might have some clothes I could borrow.
Mine are far from comfortable and my former male roommate seems to have been a bit more... Slim. Than I am.
[Oh god, Diana hates her life so much right now.]
[Encrypted; Private to Batman]
Please tell me you're not a woman.
I... [A pause, startled by the deep, but decidedly not Superman voice. A sigh follows.] I was wondering if any of you gentlemen might have some clothes I could borrow.
Mine are far from comfortable and my former male roommate seems to have been a bit more... Slim. Than I am.
[Oh god, Diana hates her life so much right now.]
[Encrypted; Private to Batman]
Please tell me you're not a woman.