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[theprettytwin]

I don't think I'm completely clean yet. My hair is lacking its usual lustre and shine and there are suspicious spots on my legs that no amount of ointment and glamour charms will cover!

My fortune for this week tells me that bad times are coming! That they are coming in forms of curly-haired blonde males and salads and olives!!! And I won’t be

Comments

[mynamesnotzach]

Oh take responsibility for your own karma why don't you.

[theprettytwin]

How dare you speak against the fortune!!

[hearhear]

Are you sure it's Zacharias' fault?? I mean you could just be having a bad week or something! There's no need to blame anyone for that!

[theprettytwin]

I wasn't blaming anyone and plus, the fortunes are never wrong.

[abitloony]

olives?

i didn't realise olives
were dangerous.

perhaps if you
choked

on the pits...

[theprettytwin]

Seeing as I'm avoiding olives now I don't think I'll be choking on any pits. Who knows what harm the olives might bring.