The Profile Baby...one more time Dec 14, 2004 -June 10

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The Profile: Where only the CREAM of the Crop is Remembered.
Do You Have What It Takes?



in a roflcopter: scary
Stonehouse kthx: yea
Stonehouse kthx: pretty much
Stonehouse kthx: he's looking for his heterosexuality.
Stonehouse kthx: i don't even know where that came from.
in a roflcopter: FALFMALMAFAF
in a roflcopter: LMFAOF
in a roflcopter: LMFOA

Stonehouse kthx: i want to hit him, have him cry, and then molest him against a backstage wall
Stonehouse kthx: .
in a roflcopter: that's hot

roarimaraptor: our sons will star in Rent together
KerrAiken: OMG YES
roarimaraptor: little Van will be Roger
roarimaraptor: and little Elijah will be Mark
KerrAiken: YES
KerrAiken: Elijahvan
roarimaraptor: and when they do Goodbye Love, we will hold hands and weep
KerrAiken: OMG
KerrAiken: YES
KerrAiken: WE WILL CRY
roarimaraptor: and wipe our eyes with hankerchiefs that my other gay son made for us
KerrAiken: ROFLROFLROFL
roarimaraptor: his name will be.....
roarimaraptor: Jude, perhaps

roarimaraptor: i bet the first time clay gets it on with a chick... she'd have to be on top
KerrAiken: omg
KerrAiken: omg
KerrAiken: hahahahaha
KerrAiken: ew
KerrAiken: Clay would have to have sex with a lesbian
roarimaraptor: why?
KerrAiken: so she could dominate him
roarimaraptor: a straight girl could dominate him
KerrAiken: but
KerrAiken: i dunno
KerrAiken: he's gay so he'd need a guy like person
roarimaraptor: either way, she would ride him like a horse... and he'd lay there and cry
KerrAiken: hahaha
KerrAiken: omgomgomg

roarimaraptor: this is better than porn
KerrAiken: I KNOW
KerrAiken: IT IS
KerrAiken: AND I'M THE PORN QUEEN
roarimaraptor: i know!
KerrAiken: FUCKING SONG RUINED ME
roarimaraptor: it's tearing down my walls of strength
KerrAiken: it's tearing down my porny walls and filling it with butterflys and sugar drops

roarimaraptor: i wish they'd do a miss america with gay guys
KerrAiken: sdkljfksdjfkdsjfkdsjf OMG
roarimaraptor: i'd jump on that train right away
KerrAiken: CLAY WOULD WIN
roarimaraptor: they wouldn't have to play the clay aiken card to get me to watch
roarimaraptor: he would totally win
roarimaraptor: they claymates would shoot me for even suggesting the idea
KerrAiken: akdlsfjdskfjdks they need like a PJ competition
roarimaraptor: mmmm
KerrAiken: omg Clay would own it
roarimaraptor: and a bed head competiton
KerrAiken: and then a tux one
KerrAiken: omg and then they can have like people who walk them, and John walks Clay and they are the prettiest pair
roarimaraptor: *dies*

in a roflcopter: okay i showa time
Stonehouse kthx: don't be long
Stonehouse kthx: i wrote love.
in a roflcopter: i will be long
in a roflcopter: naughty things go on
Stonehouse kthx: stop
in a roflcopter: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stonehouse kthx: stooooppppp
Stonehouse kthx: OMG
in a roflcopter: i can cross lines too
Stonehouse kthx: OMG
Stonehouse kthx: OMG
Stonehouse kthx: RAPPPPPEEE
Stonehouse kthx: TIMES
Stonehouse kthx: A MILLION
Stonehouse kthx: OMGOMGOMGOMOG SO DIRTY
in a roflcopter: lMOFAMLMAFMAFLMFAO
Stonehouse kthx: I WOULD TAKE A SHOWER
Stonehouse kthx: BUT YOU ARE IN THERE
Stonehouse kthx: DOING DIRTY THINGS
in a roflcopter: LMFAOmflafmoa
Stonehouse kthx: *RUNS*
Stonehouse kthx: that is gross. just go and do what you need to, and when you get back don't tell me
in a roflcopter: :-(
Stonehouse kthx: no
Stonehouse kthx: don't give details
Stonehouse kthx: of the shower activities
in a roflcopter: i wash myself good
Stonehouse kthx: STOP
Stonehouse kthx: GOD
Stonehouse kthx: NO
Stonehouse kthx: just go

Stonehouse kthx: you are an Aiken protege
in a roflcopter: WHAT
Stonehouse kthx: he lies
Stonehouse kthx: you take afterhim
in a roflcopter: oh well thats okay :-*
Stonehouse kthx: ha
Stonehouse kthx: you are SUCH a little shit
Stonehouse kthx: oh wait,t hat's clay
Stonehouse kthx: oh and you since youa re him
Stonehouse kthx: if you are clay, does that mean when he masturbates he's really fucking you?
in a roflcopter: okay
in a roflcopter: now
in a roflcopter: there is a line
Stonehouse kthx: LAUGHING
Stonehouse kthx: LAUGHING
in a roflcopter: that has been crossed
Stonehouse kthx: HARD
in a roflcopter: and that was it
Stonehouse kthx: TEARS
Stonehouse kthx: can't stop
in a roflcopter: omg

Stonehouse kthx: i'm not sure i'll be able to take any more het
Stonehouse kthx: i may have to turn them into men
in a roflcopter: she should name one of her characters justina ^_^
Stonehouse kthx: Lani almost broke me. it was hard to get through ROFL. if it hasn't been so pretty
in a roflcopter: WTF
in a roflcopter: HET IS FINE
Stonehouse kthx: no
in a roflcopter: i forget that theres even sex in it
Stonehouse kthx: that's not the part
in a roflcopter: and i forget that its even clay
Stonehouse kthx: just. girl.
in a roflcopter: you're sad
in a roflcopter: sad
Stonehouse kthx: i am
in a roflcopter: dont take away the beauty by making it two guys
Stonehouse kthx: WHAT
Stonehouse kthx: HOW DOES THAT TAKE AWAY
in a roflcopter: BECAUSE ITS LIKE
in a roflcopter: THE WAY SHE DESCRIBES GIRL
in a roflcopter: AND THEN BOY
in a roflcopter: IT'LL BE LIKE TWO APRICOTS.
Stonehouse kthx: maybe it's a realllllyyyyy
Stonehouse kthx: ROFL
Stonehouse kthx: ROFL
Stonehouse kthx: RFOLAFSDF;KADSLF
in a roflcopter: LMFAO
Stonehouse kthx: IDIOT

in a roflcopter: guess what was in my house today
in a roflcopter: a hornet
in a roflcopter: so i sprayed it a shitload
KerrAiken: awww
in a roflcopter: thats around 4:00
in a roflcopter: then
in a roflcopter: around 6:00
in a roflcopter: i poked it with a stick
KerrAiken: ROFL
KerrAiken: WHAT
in a roflcopter: cos i was gonna take a pic and stuff
in a roflcopter: and it was STILL
KerrAiken: OLEJSLDf
in a roflcopter: ALIVE
KerrAiken: KALFDJKLSDJF
in a roflcopter: IT WAS
KerrAiken: OMG
in a roflcopter: TWITCHING
KerrAiken: PICTURE
KerrAiken: WHAT THE FUCK

roarimaraptor:
Ha!! Indeed I have done well, master.
iniquity_:
no no, i am no master here.
roarimaraptor:
We are both merely students, studying and learning together.
iniquity_:
but then who is our master? *lloks around perplexidly* and ew it best not be seacrest or i'm out.
heh that works on so many levels and i didn't mean it to.
roarimaraptor:
HAHAA!!!!! It's Clay. And his thighs. They are our masters. *bows to them*
iniquity_:
*passes out* does that mean we "work under him" ...I'M SORRY

nosuchthing10387: you should put up a picture of Clay in his cage
KerrAiken: he'd chew it
nosuchthing10387: like a laminated one so he can't eat it
nosuchthing10387: LAMINATED
KerrAiken: he could eat through that
nosuchthing10387: well, you put it on the outside, but tape it to the cage
KerrAiken: *goes to Kinkios* I'd like this laminated

*looks at ppicture* is this clay aiken?

It's not for me

sure

no really, it's for my hamster!

what the heck?

he loves clay?
nosuchthing10387: "he has an odd obsession to his geekiness, he especially likes this picture because of his glasses. Sometimes I'll put the picture up to it and he starts rubbing his body on the cage, but I don't know why"
KerrAiken: OMG
KerrAiken: STOP
KerrAiken: NO
KerrAiken: PORNY
nosuchthing10387: ROFL ROFL ROFL
nosuchthing10387: I KNOW!
KerrAiken: MY HAMSTER DOES NOT MASTURBATE TO PICTURES OF CLAY IN GLASSES!
nosuchthing10387: Rofmo Moam: Hamster By Day, Clay-Obsessed Horny Porn Star by night
*later on*
nosuchthing10387: and how frightened clay would be if he knew that the hamster was doing it to his picture
KerrAiken: poor moam
KerrAiken: OMG
KerrAiken: WHAT IF
KerrAiken: I PUT THE BOBBLE HEAD CLAY DOLL IN THERE
KerrAiken: AND HE HUMPED HIS LGE
KerrAiken: LEG
nosuchthing10387: OMG ROFL
nosuchthing10387: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Justina returns to the stage better than ever.
KerrAiken: though i think they were both off tonight. it didn't feel "finale" to me
KerrAiken: watch TITN or BRIDGE or even Rubens numbers and it feels like a climax
in a roflcopter: ewwwwww
KerrAiken: mmm i just said feel climax
KerrAiken: ROFLLLLLl
in a roflcopter: ruben cum
KerrAiken: NO
KerrAiken: WHY
in a roflcopter: LMFAOOOOOO
KerrAiken: I DIDN'T GO THAT FAR
in a roflcopter: I BET ITS BLACK TOO
KerrAiken: OMG LAUGHING
KerrAiken: SO LDSLAFJDLAKFJS
KerrAiken: DKFLJDKSFLJ
KerrAiken: OMG
KerrAiken: FUNNY
KerrAiken: COZ
KerrAiken: I THOUGHT THAT
KerrAiken: TOO
KerrAiken: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG AND I WAS GOING TO SAY IT
in a roflcopter: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE ARE SICK
KerrAiken: BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS WRONG

roarimaraptor: did you know you can't jack off in a porno theater?
roarimaraptor: it's like, what's the use?
roarimaraptor: the people who work there are jerks!
KerrAiken: you mean, anti-jerks.

roarimaraptor: and like an aquarium place
roarimaraptor: wtf is that called
KerrAiken: an aquarium
roarimaraptor: like the Shedd Aquarium
roarimaraptor: where they have the constellations and shit
KerrAiken: that's a planetarium
roarimaraptor: that's the word
KerrAiken: different then an aquarium

me trying to tell patti: Flight of the Bumblefey"
roarimaraptor: i forgot what i said i was going to call the next week
KerrAiken: Butter Flay
KerrAiken: WHAT THE FUCK
KerrAiken: BUTTER FLAY?
KerrAiken: WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ME
roarimaraptor: *dies*

in a roflcopter: NO
in a roflcopter: DON'T IM HER
in a roflcopter: SHE SUCKS
in a roflcopter: SHE'S PROBALLY JUST LEAVING TO GET MCDONALDS DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME
KerrAiken: i knw i know i knwo
KerrAiken: ROASDLFK
KerrAiken: ROFL
KerrAiken: ROF;
KerrAiken: ROFL
KerrAiken: RASKLFJKDJF
KerrAiken: DIESA
in a roflcopter: IM SO MEAN
KerrAiken: OMGOMG
KerrAiken: QUAFF
KerrAiken: ON LAP
KerrAiken: NODDING
in a roflcopter: NODDING!!!
in a roflcopter: ROFL
in a roflcopter: I
in a roflcopter: OWN

roarimaraptor: you have no idea how many people i talk to each day who can't even type complete words or sentences
roarimaraptor: and i want to stab them all
KerrAiken: lol wat r u talking about?
KerrAiken: XDDDD
roarimaraptor: stop!
roarimaraptor: my brother used to do that
roarimaraptor: him and all his friends
roarimaraptor: they'd be like "how r u?"
KerrAiken: I M good. OH LIKE AN APOSTROPHY IS SO HARD TO HIT
KerrAiken: HARDER TO HIT THEN CLAY AIKENS ASS? I THINK NOT SO JUST PUT IT IN THERE
roarimaraptor: HAHAHAHA!!!
KerrAiken: i'm spent.

KerrAiken: i seriously want it to morf into a person so i can fuck it
roarimaraptor: HA!
roarimaraptor: omg
roarimaraptor: i wanna quote that
roarimaraptor: somewhere
KerrAiken: do so
KerrAiken: i guess there really is no appropreate place to use a quote about a peice of fanfic turning into a person for the sake of sex.
roarimaraptor: ha!
roarimaraptor: but now that you said that, you can profile that whole part
KerrAiken: i knew you'd tell me to do that

in a roflcopter: I HAD THIS DREAM THAT THIS FAT GIRL WAS IN A HOSPITAL AND HOOKED UP WITH THE DOCTOR.
KerrAiken: that's a stupid dream
KerrAiken: Brain cell 1: so there's this fat girl
Brain cell 2: oh oh is she in the hospital!
brain cell 1: yeah sure, a fat girl in the hospital works.
brain cell 2: oh and there are doctors, always doctors. she should do something with the doctor.
brain cell 1: they can hook up
brain cell 2: oh yes, fat girls always hit it with the doctors
brain cell 1: i'd hit it.
in a roflcopter: pj my gfoflgs

in a roflcopter: ewww clay saying he doesnt like LA and NYC
in a roflcopter: he said the "real grounded people" are in kentucky
in a roflcopter: um, right you hick
KerrAiken: no wonder he is going to Indiana 35 times
in a roflcopter: the only problem they have there is how many fucking glasses of milk the cow makes
KerrAiken: by "real grounded" he means "real grounded by the non existant wheels on their trailer homes"

KerrAiken: fuck
KerrAiken: i totlay forgot about my history papers
roarimaraptor: oh no
roarimaraptor: get to work
KerrAiken: but
KerrAiken: ... porn
roarimaraptor: this is sort of like a history paper... can you turn that in?
KerrAiken: LOL
KerrAiken: HOW IS THIS A HISTORY PAPER
roarimaraptor: cus eit's a flashback
KerrAiken: about the Turning Points of the Civil War?
roarimaraptor: oh
roarimaraptor: throw in some gunfire in teh abckground

Honestly, just don't let us go here anymore: http://www.sloganizer.net/en/
in a roflcopter: Jesus is our middle name.
in a roflcopter: LMFAO
KerrAiken: You Know When It's Jesus
in a roflcopter: Jesus kicks ass.»
KerrAiken: roflroflroflroflroflrofl
KerrAiken: ogm
KerrAiken: go far with Jesus
in a roflcopter: Jesus, since 1845.
in a roflcopter: The Future of Jesus.
KerrAiken: the original jesus
KerrAiken: oh wait
in a roflcopter: Jesus - it's like heaven!
KerrAiken: i got the best one
KerrAiken: The Gods Made Jesus.
in a roflcopter: HHAHAJDLAKF
KerrAiken: ROFKSLSDf
KerrAiken: OMG
KerrAiken: OMG
KerrAiken: YOU BETTER GET INSIDE JESUS
in a roflcopter: Jesus - a safe place in an unsafe world!
in a roflcopter: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KerrAiken: roasdfjksld
in a roflcopter: «No Jesus, no kiss.»
KerrAiken: omg this one is for me
in a roflcopter: «I wish i was a Jesus.»
KerrAiken: «I wish i had a Jesus.»
KerrAiken: OMG
in a roflcopter: «Funky Jesus.»
in a roflcopter: «Funky Jesus.»«Funky Jesus.»«Funky Jesus.»«Funky Jesus.»«Funky Jesus.»«Funky Jesus.»«Funky Jesus.»«Funky Jesus.»«Funky Jesus.»«Funky Jesus.»«Funky Jesus.»«Funky Jesus.»
KerrAiken: hahahaha
in a roflcopter: «Funky Jesus.»«Funky Jesus.»«Funky Jesus.»
in a roflcopter: «Jesus is a female force.»
KerrAiken: Jesus makes dreams come true
in a roflcopter: LMAO
KerrAiken: Thanks Jeusu
in a roflcopter: oms
KerrAiken: Jesus. The power on your side.
in a roflcopter: «It's not a dream. Jesus is real!»
KerrAiken: emo
KerrAiken: Jesus - spice up your life
in a roflcopter: «Jesus on the outside, tasty on the inside.»
KerrAiken: Jesus after a long day
KerrAiken: Are you ready for Jesus?
in a roflcopter: LMFAO
KerrAiken: wait
KerrAiken: wait
KerrAiken: best one
KerrAiken: Jesus, created by nature.
KerrAiken: OH THE IRONY
KerrAiken: omg... Be Young, Have Fun, Taste Jesus.
KerrAiken: «And on the eighth day, god created Jesus.»
in a roflcopter: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KerrAiken: «hhmmmmm... Jesus.»
in a roflcopter: LMFAO
KerrAiken: LOLLLL
in a roflcopter: «You can't stop Jesus.»
in a roflcopter: «3... 2... 1... Jesus.»
KerrAiken: lol
KerrAiken: «Pure Jesus. Pure Power.»
KerrAiken: «Jesus is what the world was waiting for.»
KerrAiken: «Jesus inside you.»
KerrAiken: «Jesus inside you.»«Jesus inside you.»«Jesus inside you.»«Jesus inside you.»«Jesus inside you.»«Jesus inside you.»«Jesus inside you.»«Jesus inside you.»«Jesus inside you.»
in a roflcopter: NO!!!!!!!!!
KerrAiken: YES
KerrAiken: YES
KerrAiken: YES
in a roflcopter: «Jesus - Your personal entertainer.» ;-)
in a roflcopter: «The president buys Jesus.»
KerrAiken: that he does.
KerrAiken: «Jesus, love it or leave it.»
in a roflcopter: «Jesus. See more. Do more.»
KerrAiken: «Jesus - play it!»
KerrAiken: Jesus your family will lvoe you
in a roflcopter: «Jesus's got it all!»
KerrAiken: lol
KerrAiken: «I want Jesus and I want it now.»
in a roflcopter: «There's only one thing in the world I want and that is Jesus.»
KerrAiken: «Where the hell is Jesus?»
in a roflcopter: certainly not in hell!
in a roflcopter: «My Jesus and me.»
KerrAiken: «It must be Jesus.»
in a roflcopter: «My Jesus, your Jesus, Jesus for all!»
KerrAiken: LOL
KerrAiken: «Feel the magic of Jesus.»
KerrAiken: Jesus loves Jesus
KerrAiken: «Can you feel Jesus?» Jesus inside you
in a roflcopter: LMFAO

in a roflcopter: omg he's the sweetest thing omg i wanna pet him now awwww honey
KerrAiken: o
KerrAiken: m
KerrAiken: g
in a roflcopter: LMFAOOOOO WHAT?
in a roflcopter: you've obviously never had a dog
KerrAiken: did you read what you just read?
KerrAiken: no i understand the sentiment, it's just a frightening scentence
in a roflcopter: LFMAOFMALFMOA

in a roflcopter: rose
KerrAiken: wat
in a roflcopter: walker told me i have aids

KerrAiken: i think Clay should make a fregrance and he should call it "i think it's my musk"
KerrAiken: or whatever that quote was
in a roflcopter: lmfao
in a roflcopter: "i think it's my musk. quote me on that"
KerrAiken: just "I think it's my musk"
KerrAiken: and they can do funny adds where it's a question
KerrAiken: and he goes around smelling things and saying "I think it's my musk"
KerrAiken: and then John comes out at the end with the bottle and goes "Why yes Clay, it is"
KerrAiken: and the tag line is
in a roflcopter: ...
KerrAiken: "I think it's my musk - quote me on that"
in a roflcopter: lmfao
KerrAiken: cut to John rolling around in Clay's hotel bed and clay's all "THE HELL" and JOhn is like "i'm harvesting your scent" and clay shudders and throws him out
in a roflcopter: LMAO.
KerrAiken: you like that coz it was mean to john :-(
KerrAiken: later on after Clay consults Raleigh on his bad behavoir, he finds John sipping Cozmos at the hotel bar and he apologizes and John smiles and asks with a gleam in his eye "may i do your hair and dress you pretty" and Clay smiles and blushes and giggles faintly and extends his hand nodding, "Why yes John, you may"
in a roflcopter: ....why

KerrAiken: is patti on?
in a roflcopter: yeah
KerrAiken: i'm gunna show her
in a roflcopter: NO
in a roflcopter: WHAT
in a roflcopter: THE FUCK
in a roflcopter: THATS NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF
KerrAiken: OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
KerrAiken: ROOM MATE COMMENTED
in a roflcopter: NO
in a roflcopter: SATAN ISNT EVEN GONNA WANT YOU IN HELL
in a roflcopter: HES GONNA BE LIKE "HOLY SHIT ITS ROSE, WE DONT WANT YOU HERE"

in a roflcopter: im watching AI
KerrAiken: plz anthony bottom
KerrAiken: that's what Ryan says
KerrAiken: BUT I DIGRESS
in a roflcopter: OMG
in a roflcopter: EWWWWWWWW
KerrAiken: LAUGHTER

KerrAiken: his hair reminds me of John
nosuchthing10387: it is john like, i bet he would approve
KerrAiken: hehehehe
KerrAiken: omg mmmmmm
nosuchthing10387: and be like "*sigh* if only I could be his hairdresser...i wouldn't have to do any work"
nosuchthing10387: *looks at clay trying to spike his hari* "oh god...not again"
KerrAiken: and then he looks over his shoulder at Clay whose trying to do his own hair, and John silently weeps
nosuchthing10387: ROFL
KerrAiken: ROFL
KerrAiken: OH MAN WE KNOW TOO WELL

nosuchthing10387: omfg where did this song come from, i did not put this on my playlist
nosuchthing10387: AAAHH MOAM HOW DID U GET ON HERE?
KerrAiken: ROFLLLL
KerrAiken: I SENT THAT TO YOU
KerrAiken: MOAM WANTS TO BE LOVED
nosuchthing10387: no, it needs to stop
nosuchthing10387: i've had enough jesus action for one night
nosuchthing10387: rose, did u see when I was online on my phone this afternoon?
KerrAiken: no
nosuchthing10387: oh, well i went online during church on my cellphone and was talking to peeps
KerrAiken: KIMKI!
nosuchthing10387: ROFL
KerrAiken: ON DURING CHURCH
nosuchthing10387: AHAH
KerrAiken: lol
nosuchthing10387: wtf is this other clay song doing on here
nosuchthing10387: OMG NO
KerrAiken: LOL
nosuchthing10387: SHE SAID YES
KerrAiken: IS IT THE COUNTRY ONE
nosuchthing10387: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
KerrAiken: ROFLORLFORLFORLFOLROFLROFLROLFROFLROFL
KerrAiken: GOD IS GETTING BACK AT YOU
KerrAiken: HAHAHAHA
KerrAiken: FOR GOING ON DURING CHURCH
nosuchthing10387: OMG HE IS
KerrAiken: GOD SNUCK THOSE ON
nosuchthing10387: HE PROBABLY ENJOYS THIS SONG

roarimaraptor: anybody who sues anybody for anything stupid is a moron
KerrAiken: besides Clay for suing me
KerrAiken: coz then i'd at least know he knows i exist
roarimaraptor: but that would suck
KerrAiken: and maybe i could at least sex him up so there'd be a reason for the suit
roarimaraptor: HA!
roarimaraptor: i wanna rape him
roarimaraptor: then he has good cause to take me to court
KerrAiken: "i'm suing her for taking my virginity" "was it by force" "well no..." "k then"
roarimaraptor: HA!
KerrAiken: lol
KerrAiken: "but it was a GIRL"
roarimaraptor: *dies*

in a roflcopter: OMG MEAN OMG GOING TO HELL
KerrAiken: I WILL MEET YOU THERE
in a roflcopter: LMFAO
KerrAiken: AND WE WILL DANCE

in a roflcopter: i've been raped! rofl
KerrAiken: I KNOW RIGHT
in a roflcopter: mmmmm he looks so hot
in a roflcopter: mm i was so close mmm
KerrAiken: his eyes are kinda scary though
in a roflcopter: try watching it without sound (i've done it :-[) its like porn
in a roflcopter: EW FAYE
in a roflcopter: NOT LIKE PORN

in a roflcopter: iLAdml LAUghin Cackline
in a roflcopter: Cackline.
KerrAiken: CRACK LINE?
KerrAiken: YOU ARE DOING CRACK
in a roflcopter: NOz.
KerrAiken: JUSTINA THAT IS BAD FOR YOUR NOSE

in a roflcopter: 20 min
in a roflcopter: lets have a quickie
KerrAiken: ok.
KerrAiken: ?
in a roflcopter: LMFAO
in a roflcopter: DUNO
KerrAiken: THAT WAS WEIRD
KerrAiken: I FEEL WERID
KerrAiken: AND NOT TINGLY GOOD
in a roflcopter: LMFAOOO

KerrAiken: because Clay is a douche?
KerrAiken: or he's letting time pass
roarimaraptor: or both
roarimaraptor: or maybe just the douche part
KerrAiken: awww
KerrAiken: he needs to stop being a douche
roarimaraptor: he does
KerrAiken: i thought that indonesia would help that
roarimaraptor: we should send him a letter
KerrAiken: yes
roarimaraptor: i knewit wouldn't help
KerrAiken: Dear Clay, I learned in health class that douching actually causes infection. so stop douching it up.
roarimaraptor: HAHAHA!!!!
KerrAiken: LOL
KerrAiken: BEST LETTER EVER
roarimaraptor: i love you

KerrAiken: good thing no one is around to see me
in a roflcopter: yeah really
KerrAiken: i'm a wet mess
KerrAiken: Aiken made me this way
KerrAiken: :-[
in a roflcopter: omg
in a roflcopter: ew!
in a roflcopter: GOD
in a roflcopter: GROSS
in a roflcopter: ROSE CREAMED HERSELF

nosuchthing10387: lol
nosuchthing10387: "i ate and learned stuff"
KerrAiken: ha
KerrAiken: about sex
nosuchthing10387: about sex
nosuchthing10387: ROFL
KerrAiken: ROFL
KerrAiken: omg that's so wrong

in a roflcopter: nowhere
in a roflcopter: not knowhere
KerrAiken: well fuck me
in a roflcopter: with pleasure *strap on*
KerrAiken: i should have just said "i don't want to speak to you, i just want to ...
KerrAiken: PLEASURING WITH A STRAP ON
KerrAiken: WHAT THE FUCK JUSTINA
in a roflcopter: I
in a roflcopter: CANT
in a roflcopter: BREATHE
KerrAiken: me
KerrAiken: either
KerrAiken: omg
in a roflcopter: lmfaooo
in a roflcopter: lmfao
KerrAiken: omg
in a roflcopter: LMFAOOOOmFSOMGOSG OMG
in a roflcopter: LSMFSOIGNSKG S
KerrAiken: my room mate is like wtf
in a roflcopter: LMFAO
KerrAiken: my lollaz sound like hiccups
in a roflcopter: LMFAOM
in a roflcopter: MINE ARE MAKING MY BREASTES JIGGLE

in a roflcopter: WATCH U IN YOUR ROOM
KerrAiken: gasp
KerrAiken: justina.
in a roflcopter: sry.
KerrAiken: JUSTINA!
in a roflcopter: i like to see u undress.
KerrAiken: ok....
KerrAiken: odd moment

in a roflcopter: NO
in a roflcopter: I WANT A THREESOME
in a roflcopter: DAMNIT
KerrAiken: NO
in a roflcopter: YOU NEVER GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
KerrAiken: LOL
KerrAiken: OMG
KerrAiken: DYING
in a roflcopter: YOU NEVER EXPERIMENT
KerrAiken: i am sorry
in a roflcopter: God.
in a roflcopter: You need to keep it fresh or I will get bored.

KerrAiken: omg someone was coming
KerrAiken: and i had to swallow
KerrAiken: fast
KerrAiken: and it went down without choking and i am proud

KerrAiken: TOKYO -- A Japanese man and his two sisters were worried something might be wrong with dad. And they were right.
The old man had been dead for nearly a decade. Police questioned the three elderly siblings Tuesday, after the decomposing body of their father was found lying on a futon bed in the family's home. Police said the man's children thought he was still alive, but became worried lately and consulted a relative. Police said judging by the condition of the remains, the father could have died as long as 10 years ago.
twisby3: woudln't he NOT RESPOND
twisby3: i mean jeez.. "hey dad... have you eaten in the past 7 years? want a sandwich?"

in a roflcopter: kkk
KerrAiken: TWO OR FOUR
in a roflcopter: 4
KerrAiken: ok
in a roflcopter: oh
in a roflcopter: ROFL
in a roflcopter: NEVERMIND
FALKG
KerrAiken: idiot
in a roflcopter: I THOUGHT
in a roflcopter: YOU WERE ASKING
in a roflcopter: which
in a roflcopter: away
KerrAiken: omg
in a roflcopter: message
in a roflcopter: but
in a roflcopter: you
KerrAiken: loser
in a roflcopter: sign
in a roflcopter: off
in a roflcopter: SHUT
in a roflcopter: UP
in a roflcopter: k.
KerrAiken: hahahaha

KerrAiken: never.ever.quote Shine
in a roflcopter: l:RAFMOAMFOfmAF
in a roflcopter: Rafmo
in a roflcopter: MOAM!!!!
KerrAiken: rafmo
KerrAiken: moam.
KerrAiken: o
KerrAiken: m
KerrAiken: g
KerrAiken: justina
KerrAiken: that's it
KerrAiken: my gerbils name
KerrAiken: "Rafmo Moam"

in a roflcopter: baby just came
in a roflcopter: inside
in a roflcopter: from
KerrAiken: came.
in a roflcopter: NO
KerrAiken: inside
KerrAiken: HAHAHA
KerrAiken: HAHAHAHA
in a roflcopter: NO
in a roflcopter: GOD
KerrAiken: HAHAHAHA
in a roflcopter: OMG
in a roflcopter: GOD
in a roflcopter: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KerrAiken: OMG
in a roflcopter: andy just was outside
in a roflcopter: LMFAO
KerrAiken: YOU SAID
KerrAiken: ANDY
KerrAiken: CAME
KerrAiken: INSIDE
in a roflcopter: NO.
in a roflcopter: LMFALKAK
KerrAiken: YES YOU DID
in a roflcopter: HE WAS OUTSIDE IN THE SNOW
in a roflcopter: AND NOW
KerrAiken: FLAFKA
in a roflcopter: HES HIDING
KerrAiken: LOL
in a roflcopter: OMG EW HES WET
KerrAiken: my mom left
KerrAiken: she clsdkfladsf
KerrAiken: dflkasjdkfljsd
KerrAiken: dsfjkdslkfjsad
in a roflcopter: AND HES ON MY RUG
in a roflcopter: OMG

KerrAiken: you'd take these really hot pics of him *after John does hair and wardrobe* and clay would be like "OMG these are the hottest pictures of me ever, how can i thank you?" and you wink and he nods and later on in the back room up against the wall you both get the big payoff.
in a roflcopter: he better be famous in 6 years
in a roflcopter: LMFAO
KerrAiken: then you'd tell me all about it
KerrAiken: and then i'd write a story about it
KerrAiken: sell it to a porno company, and make my first big hit
KerrAiken: then we'd all be rich and famous
KerrAiken: and i'd win a woody
KerrAiken: and you'd get Clay
in a roflcopter: lmao.
KerrAiken: gosh, that was a happy story
KerrAiken: it brought a tear to my eye

KerrAiken:

nosuchthing10387: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
nosuchthing10387: WHAT IS THAT?!
nosuchthing10387: omg, he looks like Thomas Jefferson
KerrAiken: ROFL
KerrAiken: ROFL
KerrAiken: ROFL
nosuchthing10387: ROFL ITS TRUE
nosuchthing10387: WHO LET HIM DO THAT?!!
KerrAiken: HE DID IT HIMSELF
KerrAiken: WHERE ARE HIS HANDLERS?
nosuchthing10387: i know, shouldn't SOMEONE have been like "Hey, Thomas Jefferson called, he wants his hairstyle back"
KerrAiken: ROFL

KerrAiken: ok but we don't ahve a VCR here, ROFL
nosuchthing10387: wtf
nosuchthing10387: rose! gawd you can be such an inconvenience sometimes!
nosuchthing10387: lol
KerrAiken: it broke so there is only one in my parents room
KerrAiken: i suck
nosuchthing10387: how did it breka
KerrAiken: who knows
KerrAiken: it got old
nosuchthing10387: i see........but we watched JAmes Dean on it over the summer
KerrAiken: yes
KerrAiken: it broke after that LOL
nosuchthing10387: mmm franco's hottness broke it
KerrAiken: the vcr wanted to have sex with him
KerrAiken: and broke
KerrAiken: i dunno
nosuchthing10387: typical horney vcr
KerrAiken: well it does enjoy to have things put in it and then ejectulate
nosuchthing10387: ROFL

in a roflcopter: EWE ANDY IS LICKING HIS PEN0R
KerrAiken: ew
KerrAiken: thanks for the info
in a roflcopter: IN MY ROOOOM!
KerrAiken: i wonder if Clay doe...nm
in a roflcopter: h
in a roflcopter: o
in a roflcopter: l
in a roflcopter: y
in a roflcopter: s
in a roflcopter: h
in a roflcopter: i
in a roflcopter: t
in a roflcopter: thats
KerrAiken: dies
in a roflcopter: not
in a roflcopter: even
in a roflcopter: funny its just
KerrAiken: dies
in a roflcopter: gross
in a roflcopter: its
KerrAiken: laughing
in a roflcopter: not
in a roflcopter: funny
in a roflcopter: NOT
KerrAiken: coz it was so wrong
in a roflcopter: FUNNY
in a roflcopter: EW
in a roflcopter: OMG
KerrAiken: hahahaha
KerrAiken: it was so wrong
KerrAiken: OMG NOW I HAVE AN IMAGE OF cLAY IN THE SNL OUTFIT WITH ONE LEG OVER HIS HEAD LICKING HIS BALLS BUT HIS PANTS ARE ON
in a roflcopter: OMG
in a roflcopter: A:F
AF
in a roflcopter: AF
A
F
AF
AF
a
F
in a roflcopter: WHAT
in a roflcopter: THE
FUC:

KerrAiken: you are the only one i am talking to
in a roflcopter: plz..do not do this...
KerrAiken: if you leave i have nothing
in a roflcopter: i am sorry...
KerrAiken: my life will be an empty wasteland of un funnies

Butterfly5495: so hot orgasmic hot
KerrAiken: haha
Butterfly5495: mmmmm i was like ah my bed want to feel you mmm
KerrAiken: that's sexual
Butterfly5495: yes and you liked it
KerrAiken: of course
Butterfly5495: becuase you are probably the horniest person i know without the horny part
KerrAiken: LOL
Butterfly5495: .yeah i dont get it either but somehow Rose, you have managed to beat out everyone else who was above you in that category
KerrAiken: well, i like to be on top ;-)

KerrAiken: their lips were right there and i was like "GAY KISS"
KerrAiken: rofl
nosuchthing10387: ROFL
KerrAiken: god if it had happened i may have died right there
nosuchthing10387: rose....always thinkin about the gay, even in extreme het situations

KerrAiken: no stay
KerrAiken: i need you
in a roflcopter: I cannot.
in a roflcopter: I am sorry.
KerrAiken: yes
KerrAiken: yes
KerrAiken: stay
in a roflcopter: I CANT SRY
KerrAiken: with me
KerrAiken: NO
in a roflcopter: I NEED TO SLEEP
KerrAiken: WHAT THE HELL
KerrAiken: NO YOU DON'T
in a roflcopter: PLAY WITH YOURSELF
KerrAiken: OMG
in a roflcopter: .....
KerrAiken: LOL
KerrAiken: OUT
in a roflcopter: LMFAO
in a roflcopter: WHEN DO YOU GET OFF?
in a roflcopter: OF WORK.
in a roflcopter: OMG WHATS WITH ME AND DIRTY

in a roflcopter: The petition to Congress on behalf of music education got its start in June 2002, when Justin Timberlake broke the news on MTV's Total Request Live. Since then, TEEN PEOPLE and themusicedge.com have encouraged thousands of young people to add their names alongside celebrities like Clay Aiken, Nick Lachey, Sean Paul, JC Chasez, Nick Cannon, Yellowcard, Amber Tamblyn, Ashlee Simpson, Pharrell Williams, Fefe Dobson, Ben Jelen, Samaire Armstrong and Adam Brody.
in a roflcopter: why is she signing a MUSIC petition
KerrAiken: LOL BECAUSE IF HER SCHOOL HAD HAD MUSIC CLASSES SHE'D BE ABLE TO SING
in a roflcopter: LMFAOOOOOOO
KerrAiken: she's the perfect candidate.

If Clay were to make "8 Mile"
nosuchthing10387: omg rofl I'm going to pee my pants
nosuchthing10387: lolol in his glasses and mullet
KerrAiken: HAHAHAH
KerrAiken: with a big diamond cross
nosuchthing10387: lol yes and a durag of course
KerrAiken: EW
KerrAiken: hhahahaha
nosuchthing10387: with a gun hanging off his belt and a wife beater
KerrAiken: and John is like his back up dude
KerrAiken: you know like his posse
KerrAiken: but it's just John
nosuchthing10387: aw, emo
KerrAiken: because they only want John
nosuchthing10387: and ryan is the person running the battle yelling "spin this shit"
nosuchthing10387: and ends with "SEACREST OUT" and then he gets shot
KerrAiken: ROFL
KerrAiken: ROFL
KerrAiken: ROFL
KerrAiken: ROFL
KerrAiken: ROFL
KerrAiken: ROFL
KerrAiken: what's the title?
nosuchthing10387: hmmmm......
nosuchthing10387: "Raleigh Backstreets"
KerrAiken: LOL
KerrAiken: hummm
KerrAiken: The Raleigh Way
KerrAiken: or somethng
nosuchthing10387: 1/2 mile
KerrAiken: 1/2 MILE
KerrAiken: WTF?
nosuchthing10387: LOL
nosuchthing10387: I dont know, i just came to mind
nosuchthing10387: "Life in NC"
nosuchthing10387: "Life in NC: Raleigh Remix"
KerrAiken: LOVE IT
nosuchthing10387: LOL

slingo07: that's right rose, I'm sleeping my way to the top
slingo07: got a problem with that
slingo07: !
KerrAiken: no i was going to congradulate you.
KerrAiken: it's always worked for me
slingo07: ha ha
slingo07: lovely
slingo07: I always picked you for the type
slingo07: to sleep with the prof for better marks that it
KerrAiken: wait, for better grades?
KerrAiken: oh i just sleep with the professors
slingo07: der
slingo07: ha ha
slingo07: nice one
slingo07: LOL
KerrAiken: i didn't know i could get something out of it
slingo07: yep
KerrAiken: well besides the expected out come
slingo07: it usually works that way
KerrAiken: i'm just a good lay i guess
slingo07: oh darling
slingo07: you absolutely have to get something out of it
slingo07: otherwise its exploitation
KerrAiken: well i get something out of it, but it's not a better grade
slingo07: yeah yea
slingo07: but does it look good on your transcript>
KerrAiken: of course
slingo07: oh really
KerrAiken: "will service higher ups. pleasurable to work with"
slingo07: well thats a first
slingo07: ha ha
KerrAiken: who doesn't like it?
slingo07: always contributes
slingo07: extends herself
KerrAiken: does as told
KerrAiken: takes orders well
slingo07: haha
KerrAiken: will bend over backwards for any job
slingo07: takes initiative
slingo07: flexible
KerrAiken: "flexible...working hours"
slingo07: able to mutlitask

in a roflcopter: there is no modding its not a community!
KerrAiken: YES THERE IS
KerrAiken: I'M THE ONE WHO UPDATES
in a roflcopter: NO
KerrAiken: AND MODERATES WHAT GETS ON
in a roflcopter: THERE IS NOTHING GOING ON!
KerrAiken: THERE IS FUNNIES!
KerrAiken: I MODERATE THE LOLLAS
sometimes we are just too funny for our own good

KerrAiken: Jesus eye fuck!
KerrAiken: "Mommy Jesus is trying to get into my pants" "Now billy what did i say about taking the lords name in vain?"
in a roflcopter: LMFAOOOOOOO
in a roflcopter: LMFAO.

in a roflcopter: I WANT ONE THAT SAYS "I BELIEVE IN FUCKING"
KerrAiken: HAHAHA
KerrAiken: THAT'S SO BRIAN!
KerrAiken: even though i'm going to wait, i'd still wear one of yours
in a roflcopter: *I love jesus gif*
KerrAiken: because all the cool kids are doing it :-[
in a roflcopter: LMAO
KerrAiken: and i believe in peer pressure
in a roflcopter: lmao

KerrAiken: i love the away message, what's it from?
Auto response from Zunituner: When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "Dufrane, party of two. Dufrane, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "Dufrane, party of two, Dufrane, party of two." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. "Bush, party of three." Yeah, what happened to the Dufranes. No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this - people are missing. You fuckers are selfish....the Dufranes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct take over their mouths, and they're hungry. Bush, search party of three, you can eat when you find the Dufranes.

KerrAiken:

lets just agree that we shouldn't hit this, nor would
KerrAiken: this is unacceptable clay behavoir
in a roflcopter: LMAO YES
in a roflcopter: i mean i would hit it
in a roflcopter: after i physically hit it
KerrAiken: i would not
KerrAiken: ROFL
KerrAiken: i would be like "grow up! Change! and do not bat your stupid eyes!"
in a roflcopter: LMFAOOOOOO YES
KerrAiken: then he would cry
KerrAiken: and i would SOO HIT IT
in a roflcopter: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
in a roflcopter: YES

KerrAiken: talk to you later on
in a roflcopter: OJAY
in a roflcopter: Byer
in a roflcopter: OJAY BYER
in a roflcopter: Ojay Byer Ice Cream

in a roflcopter: okay john mayer now
in a roflcopter: go, before you get a disease
KerrAiken: ew i am GONE

in a roflcopter: Repledi
KerrAiken: folx
KerrAiken: repld
KerrAiken: rofl
KerrAiken: OMG JUSTINA I FOL-Xed!
in a roflcopter: replied
in a roflcopter: LMAO
KerrAiken: FOL-X back dammit!

looking at picture of Clay's arms around two guys
laikens (ROFL ROFL ROFL OTHER GUY) hand on zach GOD HES A MAN HO
KerrAiken: hahaha
KerrAiken: Clay gets all the men
KerrAiken: HIS ARM SPAN IS THAT OF A VILOSORAPTOR
in a roflcopter: LMFAO WTF?
KerrAiken: the flying dianosour
in a roflcopter: LMFAO.
KerrAiken: ROFL
KerrAiken: I'm stupid
in a roflcopter: lmfao
KerrAiken: vilosoraptor. who thinks of these things?
in a roflcopter: lmfao.

nosuchthing10387: gawd rose
KerrAiken: wtf
KerrAiken: asshole
nosuchthing10387: you're a butthead
KerrAiken: well i'm sorry i don't know every little thing just for you, stupid loser idiot
nosuchthing10387: jerk face loser
KerrAiken: Ruben studdard look alike
nosuchthing10387: i think that wins all
KerrAiken: PWN

in a roflcopter:

in a roflcopter: wood pecker.
KerrAiken: ROFL
KerrAiken: ROFL
KerrAiken: ROFL
KerrAiken: ROFL
KerrAiken: ROFL
KerrAiken: ROFL
in a roflcopter: LMFAO
KerrAiken: AKFJSDKLFJKDLF
KerrAiken: raklfdjkldsjf
KerrAiken: DEAD
in a roflcopter: LMFAO
KerrAiken: FUCKING
KerrAiken: DEAD
KerrAiken: FUCKING
KerrAiken: GOND
in a roflcopter: LMFAO

in a roflcopter: Topher Grace: " I lost my screen virginity. I was really nervous, really nervous - probably more nervous than when I really lost my virginity."
in a roflcopter: um, who was lucky to tap that
KerrAiken: i was
KerrAiken: i tapped him
in a roflcopter: lmao
KerrAiken: he didnt' tap me
KerrAiken: i'm still a virgin
KerrAiken: IT WAS A ONE WAY TAPPING ROFL

KerrAiken: i just wanted to brighten the place with my lovely icons
in a roflcopter: oh god no
KerrAiken: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
KerrAiken: the best part is, you made them
in a roflcopter: god
in a roflcopter: my PSP is diseased because of it
KerrAiken: ?
KerrAiken: HAHAHAHA
KerrAiken: HAHAHAHAHA
KerrAiken: DISEASED
in a roflcopter: LMFAO

in a roflcopter: Lmfao
in a roflcopter: Lmao
in a roflcopter: Lol
in a roflcopter: Rofl
in a roflcopter:
in a roflcopter: /.lkuytrfvbnND smock
in a roflcopter: smock.
KerrAiken: you are a typing disaster today
in a roflcopter: OLOL1
KerrAiken: lord
in a roflcopter: GTG
KerrAiken: wtf
KerrAiken: buhy
KerrAiken: buhi*
in a roflcopter is away at 10:39:37 AM.
KerrAiken: dfghgfds
Auto response from in a roflcopter: KerrAiken: you are a typing disaster today
in a roflcopter: OLOL1
KerrAiken: hehe
in a roflcopter returned at 10:40:04 AM.
in a roflcopter: k
in a roflcopter is away at 10:40:08 AM.
KerrAiken: I should parody the song Beautiful Disaster into a song for you
Auto response from in a roflcopter: playground light: Veben, a medicinal cream I TYPED CREEP used for arthritis.
KerrAiken: "She's all typos, such a typo disaster. and if she could SLOW DOWN with the nerves in her fingers, would she make so many typos, such a typo disaster."
KerrAiken: dies laughing
KerrAiken: NEED TO WRITE MORE
KerrAiken: HOLD UP
KerrAiken: She types when she screams
A big freak of nature, I know
she's expressing her glee
and more information than I'd like to know
and if she would just focus
she would not say "almos"
it just ain't right. It just ain' right

KerrAiken: Oh and I don't know
I don't know what she's saying
but it's so ironoical
what a typo disaster
and if I could comprehend
through the jumbled letters
would I then understand
all her typo disasters
KerrAiken: she's oddly intuned
to what is hilairty
A funny girl with
a case of quick acting fingers
and do i tell her to slow down
it might not be as amusing
watch your type
yeah watch your type

KerrAiken: Oh and I don't know
I don't know what she's saying
but it's so ironoical
what a typo disaster
and if I could comprehend
through the jumbled letters
would I then understand
all her typo disasters
KerrAiken: I'm trying so hard to understand
but all the typos get jumbled in mind
I'm searching the dictionary for the words
They are not there...not there

KerrAiken: She rushes them up
and uses and L or an A
Instead of an M
What is Mlamo anyway?
Oh coz I don't know
I don't know what she's sayinginginging
because of all her typos
She's such a typo disaster
And if I could understand
The words she's trying to convey
Then I would conversate
I could reply to her feelings
but she's a typo disaster
She's too fast,
and a typo disaster
KerrAiken: *BOWS*

in a roflcopter: BEDTIME
KerrAiken: nightx
in a roflcopter is away at 2:34:58 AM.
KerrAiken: readx
Auto response from in a roflcopter: playground light: "BRILLIANCE
in a roflcopter: Hom.
playground light: PERSONIFIED"
KerrAiken: NO NOT THAT ONE
KerrAiken: AGAIN
KerrAiken: KILLS IT
in a roflcopter returned at 2:35:13 AM.
KerrAiken: lol
in a roflcopter: OKAY DIFFERNENT
KerrAiken: i went ballistic
in a roflcopter: NIGHT
KerrAiken: pick a good one or i'll make fun of you for it
in a roflcopter direct connection is closed.
in a roflcopter: OMG THIS IDIOT KEEPS IMING ME HOLD
KerrAiken: just put it up
KerrAiken: and they can stfu
in a roflcopter: lmfao
KerrAiken: i do that
KerrAiken: ROFL
KerrAiken: /mean
in a roflcopter is away at 2:37:02 AM.
KerrAiken: lalalalalala
Auto response from in a roflcopter: KerrAiken: mmm harrison ford getting it on in this movie
KerrAiken: OMG EW HE TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT AND THERE WAS A FOREST OF HAIR LIKE MY CAT JUST BARFED SOMETHING UP
KerrAiken: NO
KerrAiken: NOT THAT ONE
KerrAiken: DEMMIT
in a roflcopter: WHAT THE FUCK
in a roflcopter returned at 2:37:12 AM.
KerrAiken: ROFL
in a roflcopter is away at 2:37:17 AM.
KerrAiken: Don't you have any good ones of me that you don't use?
Auto response from in a roflcopter: in a roflcopter: clay was sitting on the seesaw..
in a roflcopter: the see-saw of sexual ambiguity
KerrAiken: meh, that's acceptable i suppose
in a roflcopter: UZGH
in a roflcopter returned at 2:37:32 AM.
KerrAiken: though it does not have me in it
KerrAiken: even though it was my IM
in a roflcopter: JHOW HOW
in a roflcopter: ABOUT
in a roflcopter is away at 2:38:21 AM.
KerrAiken: just put one up and stop listening to me
Auto response from in a roflcopter: KerrAiken: OMG WTF DO YOU HAVE TO LIKE BEAT MY AWAY MESSAGES OR SOMETHING!? GUH, FINE YOU PWN ME
KerrAiken: meh
in a roflcopter: OMFG FUCKASS
in a roflcopter returned at 2:38:32 AM.
KerrAiken: LOLLAZ
in a roflcopter is away at 2:38:37 AM.
KerrAiken: USE THAT ONE
in a roflcopter returned at 2:38:38 AM.
in a roflcopter: WHAT?
KerrAiken: OMG FUCKASS
KerrAiken: in a roflcopter: OMFG FUCKASS
in a roflcopter: k BYE
in a roflcopter is away at 2:39:20 AM.
KerrAiken: toodles
Auto response from in a roflcopter: in a roflcopter: OMFG FUCKASS

in a roflcopter: http://p213.ezboard.com/ftheclayboardfrm11.showMessage?topicID=60085.topic shes kidding right?
KerrAiken: oh lord
KerrAiken: look at her post name
KerrAiken: dear lord
in a roflcopter: i know.
in a roflcopter: AND shes 60
in a roflcopter: and
in a roflcopter: shes dirty.
KerrAiken: dirty?
in a roflcopter: she makes a lot of...refrences
in a roflcopter: she has to be told to keep it PG
KerrAiken: oh not hygenically
KerrAiken: ROFL
KerrAiken: ROFLLLLL
in a roflcopter: LMAO
KerrAiken: GRANDMA GONE WILD FOR WALDO EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT!

nosuchthing10387: DONT LEAVE
nosuchthing10387: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
nosuchthing10387: look at all those "o"s...they stand for love
nosuchthing10387: love "o"s

KerrAiken: still, i want some Clayton scandle
Dolfin4946: such as?
KerrAiken: making out or drug habbit

in a roflcopter: clay was sitting on the seesaw..
in a roflcopter: the see-saw of sexual ambiguity

in a roflcopter: OMG
KerrAiken: ROFLllll
in a roflcopter: LOOK NOW
in a roflcopter is away at 2:43:01 AM.
KerrAiken: ok
Auto response from in a roflcopter: KerrAiken: mmm harrison ford getting it on in this movie
KerrAiken: OMG EW HE TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT AND THERE WAS A FOREST OF HAIR LIKE MY CAT JUST BARFED SOMETHING UP
KerrAiken: *dies laughing*
KerrAiken: i must pimp myself in the profile, i am sorry

in a roflcopter: qhat
in a roflcopter: QUAT.
KerrAiken: if i wasn't tired i do that one
KerrAiken: it looks fun
in a roflcopter: lmfao
in a roflcopter: DO IT
KerrAiken: Quat, brother to the Quail. Feeds on nuts and berries in the South African rain forest. NOT FOR EATING
in a roflcopter: LMFAO
in a roflcopter: NOT FOR EATING.
KerrAiken: i added that coz it was funny
in a roflcopter: LMAO

KerrAiken: rosecrest out!
nosuchthing10387: um.....
KerrAiken: no?
nosuchthing10387: just leave, you've embarassed yourself

nosuchthing10387: http://tasapio.smugmug.com/gallery/330769/1/13271265
nosuchthing10387: rofl
nosuchthing10387: he looks like an elderly woman telling a story
KerrAiken: wtf
KerrAiken: HAHAHAHA
nosuchthing10387: doesn't he?
KerrAiken: he does
nosuchthing10387: "ah...children, let me tell you of a story that happened to me..."

KerrAiken: i'll be like "Can you sign this one to me?" "what's your name?" "Rose" "okay *sighs*" "and this one to my friend Justina?" "Just-a-what?" "Just-eeee-na" "alrighty"
in a roflcopter: LMFAO
KerrAiken: i'll probably mumble and slur
KerrAiken: and he'll sign it to Ross and Justin
in a roflcopter: LMFAO
in a roflcopter: Ross
in a roflcopter: Justin
in a roflcopter: LMFAFMAFJG hahaha that would suck

in a roflcopter: flash in the pan my ASS
in a roflcopter: he sold so many of these..and its a fucking CHRISTMAS cd.
KerrAiken: oh wait, who is Ruben?
in a roflcopter: who?
KerrAiken: i dunno the name flittered in my mind when i heard flash in the pan
in a roflcopter: LMAO

Zunituner: i made taco dip and cheese, crackers and assorted cured meats
KerrAiken: awesome
Zunituner: CURED MEATS
KerrAiken: LOL

Zunituner: some guy came in today talking about terri hemert's tiny lesbian lover
KerrAiken: WHAT??
KerrAiken: tiny lesbian lover?
Zunituner: well terri is pretty fat, and her lover is likepetite and short and skinny i guess
KerrAiken: lol
KerrAiken: that's a funny couple
Zunituner: she must crush her when they're having lesbian love
KerrAiken: OK
KerrAiken: stop
Zunituner: hahaha
KerrAiken: ewwwww
Zunituner: i cant listen to terri ever agai n
KerrAiken: now i can't!
Zunituner: without thiniking of lesbian love
KerrAiken: stop saying that, it's cracking meup
Zunituner: ha

KerrAiken: i don't know
in a roflcopter: what?
KerrAiken: what's going on
in a roflcopter: nothing
KerrAiken: no "i don't know what's going on"
in a roflcopter: WHAT?
KerrAiken: KerrAiken: i don't know in a roflcopter: what? KerrAiken: what's going on
in a roflcopter: oh
in a roflcopter: well whats going on?
KerrAiken: i don't know
KerrAiken: ROFL
that's very "who's on first" of us

roarimaraptor: everytime i hear Mary Did You know, i change the lyrics to "mary did you know, your baby boy has an 8 inch peen"
roarimaraptor: so now i can't hear that song without thinking that
roarimaraptor: it's almost wrong
KerrAiken: WHY WHY
roarimaraptor: it's why i'm not allowed in church
KerrAiken: me either
roarimaraptor: you write porn while listening to that song
KerrAiken: I DID
roarimaraptor: when we die, we are going someplace dark
roarimaraptor: but at least we'll be togehter
KerrAiken: oh god yes
KerrAiken: YES
KerrAiken: WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
roarimaraptor: why am i?

KerrAiken: my room mate: aww clay has freckles on his ears
Me: Clay has freckles everywhere
in a roflcopter wants to directly connect.
in a roflcopter is now directly connected.
in a roflcopter: *smoking face*
KerrAiken: wtf is that for?
in a roflcopter: Clay has freckles everywhere
in a roflcopter: :x
KerrAiken: HEH
KerrAiken: i did NOT mean that
in a roflcopter: LMFAO
in a roflcopter: SUREEE
KerrAiken: i was thinking his eye lids and lips
KerrAiken: FOR REAL THIS TIME
in a roflcopter: still,
KerrAiken: OME EWWW
KerrAiken: SPOTTED DICK
in a roflcopter: HHAHAHHAJDKADL < MKASJFNF PUDDING

nosuchthing10387: bible banger just told me who she has a crush on it and it's gross
KerrAiken: oh
KerrAiken: is it Jesus?

nosuchthing10387: Silly Bible...it's like a joke book sometimes, a very sad joke book

in a roflcopter: IF I WAS INVISIBLE
in a roflcopter: THEN I WOULD PREVENT MANY IMS

twisby3: lol someday when i commit suicide that comment in your profile will no longer be funny
twisby3: it'll be like "CENSORED"
KerrAiken: OMG
twisby3: you'llbe like reading your profile... "hahaha... hahah... oh... cry..."
twisby3: then "hahaha look what justina said"

KerrAiken: my friends tell me that i will go to hell
twisby3: i don't bleieve in hell
KerrAiken: me either
KerrAiken: but then, i don't believe in Heaven
twisby3: me either
twisby3: i just believe in sweet sweet death

lintacious: i'm sure that a search engine would be good in bed. google can find anything

in a roflcopter: matsui is up
in a roflcopter: lil chinese dude
KerrAiken: haha
in a roflcopter: i like him
KerrAiken: you want his babies
in a roflcopter: no
in a roflcopter: but see he just hit the ball
in a roflcopter: and hes on first base
in a roflcopter: something the other players did not achieve
KerrAiken: LOL
KerrAiken: LOLLLLLLL
KerrAiken: SNICKER
KerrAiken: that was good
in a roflcopter: lmfao
in a roflcopter: shit
in a roflcopter: 1 out
in a roflcopter: fuck that
KerrAiken: lol
in a roflcopter: you did what you could my spring roll

KerrAiken: i should really not write porn as Clay sings MDYK
in a roflcopter: mary did you kno-oh-oh-oh-OH!

KerrAiken: his hair on his head probably doesn't match the hair donw der
KerrAiken: unless John dyes that too....
KerrAiken: I'm done
in a roflcopter: LOL
KerrAiken: HIGHLIGHTED
in a roflcopter: LOL HIGHLIGHTED PUBES?
KerrAiken: ldkjfasdkljfkldsjflds
KerrAiken: yeah :x
in a roflcopter: LMAO

KerrAiken: snicker
KerrAiken: that's how i'm buying my condoms
KerrAiken: internet
lintacious: definitely
lintacious: then its all hush hush
lintacious: or you could get free ones from the RA
KerrAiken: god when i start having sex, i'm going to need so many condoms
KerrAiken: wtf
lintacious: it'd be hilarious!!
lintacious: if you went to the RA's room like twice a week asking for more condoms.
KerrAiken: HAHAHAHAHAHa
lintacious: she's so bad at RAing she wouldn't even care
KerrAiken: she'd finally just give me the condom dispencer to use at will
lintacious: ha! and tell everyone to go see if they want condoms
lintacious: see you
KerrAiken: they ain't getting my condoms!
lintacious: lol
KerrAiken: i'll charge a cover fee, ironic because condoms are cover
lintacious: nice

KerrAiken: and she's making me feel really bad about it
Dolfin4946: tell her to suck it up
Dolfin4946: she needs to grow up
KerrAiken: ironic that it's her birthday and you say that
Dolfin4946: lmao

in a roflcopter: is clay a redhead? is he blonde? brunette? is there any way to say that in a masculine form? would i have to make it masculine with him?
playground light: lmao
in a roflcopter: *twilight zone music*
playground light: ROFL
in a roflcopter: tonights 20/20
in a roflcopter: the mystery of clay aikens hair
playground light: LMFASG]dg
playground light: I CAN IMAGINE BARBARA WALTERS DOING THAT INTERVIEW
in a roflcopter: hellow. i am ba-wa walters. tonight, we ponder these questions. what IS clay aikens natural haircolor? and will he be bald at the tender age of 26 from the abuse his hair has taken? will WIGS be marketed? here with me now, we have clays boyf- hairdresser, john dahlstrom.
playground light: LMFAO
playground light: YOU NEED TO WRITE THAT INTO A WHOLE NEWS REPORT
in a roflcopter: john, tell us, what is the natural color?
red.
is there a reason why you dye it?
princess likes highlights.
*commercial break*
playground light: LMFAO
in a roflcopter: lmfao
KerrAiken: ROFLLLL
KerrAiken: OMG
KerrAiken: ROFLLLL

KerrAiken: Clay won't sleep with K lo 2 thousand plus miles away
Dolfin4946: damn why not?
KerrAiken: the um...distance?
Dolfin4946: he's not big enough?
KerrAiken: HIS PEEN IS BIG
KerrAiken: BUT NOT THAT BIG
Dolfin4946: lmao

KerrAiken: i'm trying to kill myself
roarimaraptor: why?
KerrAiken: i wonder if i'll go to hell or not
roarimaraptor: no
roarimaraptor: god enjoys your porn
KerrAiken: ha!
roarimaraptor: and thoughts of porn
roarimaraptor: cause he's cool like that
KerrAiken: God: What have you done to show for your time on earth?
Rose *opens up Quaff and pulls out database files over over 100 porn stories*
God: Hot, let her in
St. Peter: But sir, she hasn't accepted Jesus-
God: Peter - who's the bitch and who's the commander?
Peter: yes sir *opens up gate*
Rose: *strutts in with laptop in hand*
God: *arm around Rose* So, do you mind sharing?
Rose: I...guess...maybe for you. *shrugs*
Rose and God: *walk off together in a big cyber cafe in the sky*
roarimaraptor: HAHAHA!!!
roarimaraptor: did you just make that up?
KerrAiken: yes
KerrAiken: 1.5 hours of sleep
roarimaraptor: will you marry me?
KerrAiken: no
roarimaraptor: i am so honored to be denied by you
KerrAiken: LOL
roarimaraptor: hehe
KerrAiken: i will let you whore my profile again
KerrAiken: that's better than having intercose with me, because it's harder to get into

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