To clarify, I am still alive ( Read more... )

We dress like students,
we dress like housewives,
or in a suit and a tie.

I changed my hairstyle so many times now
I don't know what I look like.

Sometimes you wake up ( Read more... )

The pineapple, although juicy and sexy will kill if neccesary to survive. They need to be gaurded and cooked for up to 3 days for safe consumption. Then cooled off to the temperture of an average polar bear dildo (non flavored). If these precautions are not met the pineapple or "emo fruit" will attack with it's nunchucks of hell. Pineapples have ( Read more... )

and there's nothing wrong with that ( Read more... )

I am brewing beer ( Read more... )

Everybody had a hard year.
Everybody had a good time.
Everybody had a wet dream.
Everybody saw the sun shine.

in the next two weeks.
But at the end of the day I know two things:

1. My house is the only house of college students that makes giant roasts of meat at 11pm.
2. Getting my cat to bite his own tail is ALWAYS entertaining.

So sure, I haven't updated in a very long time ( Read more... )

Happy 21, darling.
Times 2.
Happy 18 hour gallery, people.
Why don't we do it in the road?

We are gold star members.
And there are FREE burgers in the Bridge Gallery tomorrow.
They come with Polaroid photos.

Get naked or get out.