3.What is this-?!!!

[theprosecutor]

I demand to know what this pile of papers is doing on my desk. They are obviously not the essays I've recently assigned, because I can't even classify them as poor excuses for papers.

... At this rate, I might be forced to grade on a curve....

I can blame Rush Week and Fraternities-the amount of bad crossdressing I saw Tuesday was enough to last me a

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[epyon_de_telos]

Oh dear god Sir. I do hope my paper wasn't that bad.

[theprosecutor]

I'm not allowed to publicly post your grade, but you don't have to worry.

[epyon_de_telos]

I do dislike Rush Week. Why must this campus have such things?

[theprosecutor]

Because 'moral' apparently needs to be boosted.

[redemptionyet]

...I guess everyone is just too preoccupied with the Rush Week - maybe things will turn out better later on?

Ah- I'm Allen Walker, by the way; I just joined the class recently...I hope my essay was decent!

ooc: Strikes hackable

[theprosecutor]

I can only hope.

Ah yes, Walker. Your essay passed. Just barely.

ooc: lulz allen doesn't hack ;~;

[redemptionyet]

O-Oh, alright!

[drjcrane]

... That kind of essay excerpt deserves to be framed and mounted on the wall.

[theprosecutor]

I'm thinking about it... Though I'd be ashamed to admit it was one of my students.

[drjcrane]

Now I'm somewhat hesitant to set my students their first assignment...

[theprosecutor]

Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

There are a few decent students here.

[xchocolate_gunx]

Sometimes it's smarter to grade on a curve.

Many standard university professors use a bell-curve to stereotype the intelligence of their students.

You should give it a try. You're standard, right?

[theprosecutor]

I know about the bell curve.

My decision depends on what garbage I get from the next test...

[xchocolate_gunx]

There's a reason for everything, Professor. Maybe the thinking process is just different.

Or just pure bullshit. That's always a last resort there.

[[ooc: XD I know if I were Edgey, I'd throw a shoe at Mello. Strike readable. You're cool.]]