Tournament of Pain: Round One Results!
So there you are.
The winning captions were:
Fax's complaining Green Lantern
Nijck's "erect" ghost
Shadow's Fax jab
Franklin's pajama gator
Metros' window screen of death
Ghost's dodgy ninja
Gatorman's soccer Transfromers
and Molrak's Jizz-a-nator
Get ready for the regionals, starting tomorrow.
...shit... now I have to go find some Lyrics-worthy covers for the next round..