It was a close race all around, but the first winner in the reinvigorated TheProtoculture is theroden..."Roland!!!"

In 2nd place, we have slashaddict with "Whoa there, big Yeti!"

And in 3rd we have a tie: goji with "Progressive's monster insurance" and gun_metal with "Phil! Put down that arc-welder ( Read more... )

( The battle begins from within! )

Yeah, I know, we're still voting on the previous contest. Big Whoop. I want to get the next one started up while I have time...

( With 95% less monsters running amok than before! And it's a 4 bubbler! )

( There's a monster inside this cut! )

( Here we go! )

A little ahead of schedule, TheProtoCulture is officially back ( Read more... )

The Protoculture returns in 2 days, 7 minutes, and 18 seconds.

Better get your ass ready, because a tornado of ROCK is on the horizon.

The masses have been clamoring as of late. They clamor for the full return of theprotoculture. I can't say I blame them.... this community was a lot of fun ( Read more... )

In fourth place, nijckevans (God bless you and your Ghostbusters reference.)
In third, molrak ("Stop carrying corpses around!")

( And the winner is: )

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