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At work today, the trainee (Ashleigh) learned a new fact about me, which most people already know ( Read more... )

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Today, Jim (cactusbear) and I had lunch and decided to do some "home" shopping for his new place. After a fine deli sandwich at Miracle Mile, we walked over to Marshall's and looked at discounted pillar candles that were bent from melting, "incredibly discounted" hats sporting such wonderful phrases as "OBEY" and ridiculous wooden sculptures of everything ( Read more... )

I know, I'm horrible at posting. Anyhoo, let's have a very tiny picture post, shall we? Jimbo has officially become a homeowner, so that means lots of lifting, moving, and trips to Home Depot. While standing in the checkout line, I noticed this sight before my eyes. I found it humorous that they would put this sign...over a gun safe.


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As I sat at a table in the lunchroom at work, I munched on a potato chip while reading my book. In case you're wondering what book I'm reading...well, I'm not going to tell you. Reading on a plane, I clutch my book tightly to my body, spreading my hand over the cover so as to disguise it from nosey people sitting next to me. When I walk down the ( Read more... )

Last Sunday (a week ago), my back went out. No, "I'll be home around 7" or "Send me a text if you need anything from the store." Just...OUT. I was putting on a pair of shorts when I suddenly dropped to one knee and found myself having an altar boy flashback. I was paralyzed in a genuflection at the side of my bed, and all I could do was laugh. Of ( Read more... )

You go silent for 2 months ( Read more... )

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