Miss Lovegood, I am sorry but there is no material in the library on Snorkacks. Other than how they don't exist. Which I knew to begin with but still had to scour the damn thing from top to bottom. Why, Godfrey, why?
If you are looking for evidence otherwise, than I suggest you conduct your own investigations into the matter.
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Yesterday after staying behind to help me stack the shelves, a Slytherin third year asked for payment. Payment! And when I explained that there was no payment and that I thought he was doing this out of the goodness of his heart, he started laughing. What am I supposed to make of this?