Entry #10

[thequietchaser]

Private to Terence Shiggs and Sassius Shwarrington:

Shdear Terence and Shassius,

Sorries but weesh are shtoo drunk to Arshapparatte back
Shoo hash to come and get shus. We arsh at shuh Big Bass in Mashcehster.

Pleash shum and shet us beshore the shesbians shand Italishans.

Shalicia shand Shatie

Comments

Private to Terence and normally sober girls

[roman_war]

Oh dear Merlin!

Right, you two will wait right there. No moving, unless it's to fend of bad men.

I'll meet you there Terence?

Re: Private to Terence and normally sober girls

[thequietchaser]

Ish okay. We shah in shuh ladies. Nosh men here. I just shu up. Shi so shorry.

Re: Private to Terence and normally sober girls

[roman_war]

Because men are obviously above going into the ladies room to score.

That's good then. Just stay there, should be there soon.

Re: Private to Terence and normally sober girls

[thequietchaser]

Okies, shank you. Satie will be shoo angry shat me for shtelling him to shcome.

Private to Alicia

[richestorags]

What the hell, Shalicia?

Private to Sheterence

[thequietchaser]

I shuwas drinking cos am angry at Shange and Sholi for sheing mean shoo you. Shatie made me shuut on a pretty red shess and shid my hair and makeshup and shade me look all presshy. But I threw shup sho I shon't look pretty shnow. I so shorry.

Private to Alicia

[richestorags]

Oh my Merlin. What a disaster. You put on a pretty dress for once and now that you've gotten drunk and thrown up you'll never ever do it again. I'm so disappointed.

Private to Shterence

[thequietchaser]

I sho sorry Terence. I shorry my friends shar mean and shoo hate me now. I sha horrible horrible pshershon.