Didn't go bowling. Didn't go to a stripclub. Didn't have a party. Didn't get a girlfriend. Didn't get laid. Didn't get drunk. Didn't go wild on the town. Didn't get high. Didn't get STDs. Didn't get attacked by bears. Didn't wine and dine. Didn't play horeshoes. Didn't not get stood up by Alli
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