I'm moving in with my brother, right? His landlady, Birdie, charges rent based on the number of people in the house, not the house itself. Weird, but it works. So, he cleared it with her for me to move in. Since I'm moving into an unfinished room, I offered to fix it up for her. Insulation, flooring, wire it up for electricity and such. She's ( Read more... )

therabitt's LJ stalker is mallagore!mallagore is stalking you because they have nothing better to do with their time. They are also prank calling you regularly!

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Whatsername hasn't been in this office since the first week of October and I'm STILL cleaning up after her messes. You don't put payment confirmations for one vehicle in the folder for another vehicle's maintnance records!

*looks for something to shake*

Give me one reason I'm going to hell.

Then post this request in your LJ, and I will tell you why YOU are doomed to eternal damnation!

Sonri Rose weighs six pounds and seven ounces, and was taken by c-section. Jessica's hips simply were not wide enough. When they went to pull the baby out of the womb, they had to get someone under the drapes to push her back up the birth canal. Baby then turned a somersault and presented breech. Doctor said she had never had it happen before, ( Read more... )

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Pocky goes stale?

I came in to work this morning to find pen parts lying around on my desk, looking like the aftermath of a ritualist sacrifice. Mom knows nothing, Daddy doesn't play at my desk, and the shop cat was crated for the night, lest he summon his humans by setting off the alarm's motion detector.

Weird.

The pen has been reassembled and functions

One exists to prove to you that you do not know everything. The other exists to prove to you that they do ( Read more... )

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this ( Read more... )