I made you kids a story. Don't worry. It has pictures.
You all know little Mikey Kimbrough...
He was just minding his own business delivering okra unaware that somewhere SOMEONE was hatching an evil plan...
*Insert evil laugh noise here* Our naughty little villian decides to kidnap little Mikey.
A disguise is in order...
Fearing for his safety the hostage goes willingly...
To the naughty little girl's house where we regret to say no pictures were taken.
But they watched South Park and The Graduate and ate Domino's. Soon little Mikey simply had to get back to work. And when he asked his captor nicely she agreed to go back with him. With only a small price to pay..."Give me the Sympahny in Peril jogger." she said.
"Are you crazy?" said Little Mikey. "I love it it's Soooo Hot Fashion." She made a pouty face. "Take the jacket," he said, "IT KIIILLLS ME!!!" :)
But then he realizes that the villian is a pretty cool kid. "Well, here your belly is bigger than mine. This shirt will look good on you" And he gives her his Scarlet shirt. <3
So the naughty little girl went home and left him alone. But she still gets all "giggly-poo" every time she thinks about their little adventure.
The End.