6th--[Phone/Actionhaus]

[there_were_none]

[Phone, what are filters she barely understands how this thing works]

Remi! Meiling! Sakuya! Patchouli!

[GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT]

I found a giant chicken!

[Action for 752 Partridge Way]

[...someone’s never seen a turkey before, yep. Or at least not one like this. Turkeys before Butterball were kind of scrawny and she’s stuck way back in

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[Phone]

[notasidedick]

That isn't a giant chicken. It's a turkey. They're usually much larger then chickens.

I don't know if it's safe either though.

[Phone]

[there_were_none]

...but it's too big to be a turkey. The chest part is all puffed out, like there were feathers there but aren't.

[Poking at it with the dull end of the nearest fork, that counts as safe doesn't it?]

[Phone]

[notasidedick]

...What are turkeys like from where you are? These are what cooked turkeys look like normally for this place.

[No. No it doesn't. Stop that.]

[Phone]

[there_were_none]

They're...turkey-shaped. Instead of looking like...that.

[SHE'S FINDING IT HARD TO ARTICULATE THIS except as a "well it looks like itself" answer.]

[Phone]

[notasidedick]

I think we might have different types of turkeys then. [He has no idea what you're trying to tell him child. And doing this over a phone is probably making it worst.]