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It's The Rasins that Make the RasinBran So Great
It's 7:30 on a Saturday night ( Read more... ) -
Baby.
I will be out of town when the State kids leave. Alyssa, Bonnie, and Leanna have seen me through High School, the past four years. And the next four years their commonplace in my life will be greatly diminished. I won't see Leanna not because she's skipping school... but because we no longer go to school together. Bonnie wont be at the ( Read more... ) -
Poopy Patty Nigga Bitch Ass Hoe Skank Fag Bossy Nigga
It's 4 in the morning. And it's not the cool kick ass 4 in the morning.... like "hell yeah I've been partying and drinking and it's 4 in da mornin". No, this is the "I have to wake up tomorrow but for some reason I can't motherfucking sleep 4 in the morning ( Read more... ) -
How Did We Come To This?
I Smoke
I Drink
I Swear
I Lie
I Steal
I Have Sex
I'm Gay
I Cheat
At one point in time I've experienced: Sloth, Gluttony, Lust, Greed, Pride, Anger, and Envy
And God is pissed as hell. And he's sending me a message... through Joe, my roommate. God is punishing me via Joe.
And quite frankly, I don't know what I did to deserve this -
If You Could See Me Now
Basically every morning (early afternoon as I usually don't wake up until noon) I spend my time lying around in different rooms of my house. I wish people could see me go downstairs and lay on my couch watching E and then travel upstairs to my bedroom just to laydown and check my facebook ( Read more... ) -
Fuck You Rommate Patty
Natalie's Livejournal inspired me... to write something on the same exact topic with the same exact sentiment. Sorry, livejournal readers ( Read more... ) -
Livejournal vs. Myspace
Is it true that if you don't look at your myspace for 50 days Tom clears it out ( Read more... ) -
It's August
I just now came to that realization ( Read more... ) -
It's Her B-Day Give Her A BJ
It's my mother's birthday ( Read more... )