Do your teeth hurt? What the fuck?
"The government always says drugs are illegal because they're bad for you. They're tryin' to protect society. The government don't give a fuck about your safety. They sell guns at Wal-Mart. They don't give a fuck about you. Shit. No, the government's like this:
The government, they don't want you to use YOUR drugs. They want you to use THEIR drugs. So every night on TV you see a weird ass drug commercial trying to get you hooked on some legal shit. And they just keep naming symtoms until they get one that you fucking got, okay? It's like:
'Are you sad? Are you lonely? You got athlete's foot? Are you hot? Are you cold? Watcha got? You want this pill, huh, mother fucker? You got to take this pill.'
They'll even tell you what the pill does. You'll see a lady on a horse, or a man in the tub. And they just keep naming symtoms.
'Are you depressed? Are you lonely? Do your teeth hurt? What the fuck?'
I saw a commercial the other day that said, 'Do you go to bed at night and get up in the morning?' I was like, 'Oh shit! They got one! That's me! I got that! I'm sick! I need that pill!'
The government trying to get you hooked on some legal shit. And that's the truth, man."
- Chris Rock, Never Scared