Um, maybe someone should tell Lovey that you need a reason-- usually a very good one indeed-- to evict someone. Like, if they haven't paid their rent in two months or something. "They are not Pattersons!" coupled with some damage to plaster will not stand up in court, and I'd wager the Kelpfroths are going to sue.

Mary Worth and her doctor buddy are going back to the "Bum Boat" restaurant. Maybe Silas Smedlap will be there! Did Mary always go to the "Bum Boat"? Or did that just start with Smedlap? Indeed, I think that with his weird name and bizarre family, Silas Smedlap could easily guest star in FBoFW. Think about it, Johnston ( Read more... )

I have two more complaints about Mike's article, based on what we've seen today ( Read more... )

Oh, Elly! You are such a sillykins.

You know, the type where the husband doesn't know his wife is back at work full-time, or have any idea of how much she makes annually. And I love that Lynn Johnston thinks that a writer can, at age 29, pay for rent and groceries to feed a family of four on freelance work. In what universe would the freelancing pay for the necessities, and the ( Read more... )

So, maybe the Bruins will do okay-- not that I care ( Read more... )

Carleen gets to make an appearance, but no Therese! Carleen!? Oh, Lynn, you are ripping out my soul and stomping upon it. Much like the Boston Bruins do every season, although I swore I'd be a Habs fan from now on. (Bruins weirdness of the day: Thornton goes back to Boston for treatment for back spasms, even though they're quoted as saying he could ( Read more... )

How long has it taken Mike to write this article, anyway? And why didn't he write about the lousy neighbours in the past tense? Are we supposed to believe that the Boy Wonder of Canadian Journalism is going to support his growing family by churning out pieces that say loudly and with vigour: "My neighbours are so mean! They smoke and they don't ( Read more... )

Earlier this week I went to Montreal. I saw so many wonderful things that I'd forgotten about after spending months away. For example, I saw a wonderful, heartwarming display at breakfast-time. All these Montrealers were quaintly lined up at a place called "Tim Horton's." Tim Horton, for those of you who don't know, is a mythical figure. ( Read more... )

DUDE. What the hell ( Read more... )