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[therestherobot]

Since the damn return remote won't work (Though for the life of me I can't figure out why.) I'll need something to do while I try to figure out new plan.

So, welcome to the first day of learning "Non-mad science". We're going to be starting with physics, and working our way up to building interdimensional portals and going home.

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[famed_mage]

*Rita walks into the room carrying alot of books. She places them on the teachers desk, and writes her name on the board, along with "The Reasons why Non-mad Science is better then Mad-Science." She then turns to the class.*

I am Rita Mordio, and I will be your teacher for Non-Mad Science. I will change you from the idiots you are right now into smart, productive members of society.

*She spots Atomic-Robo.*

Hmm, do you have a question for your teacher already? It better not be anything perverted.

[therestherobot]

It had better not be... What? How would a robot even- No, that way lies madness.

What do you think you're doing? I'm supposed to be the teacher here.

[famed_mage]

You must be confused. I got this job the other day. I have been hoping a job like this would show up, something that best shows off my talents.

Are you a robot? I haven't seen many of you from where I am from...

[therestherobot]

Who me? A robot? Don't be ridiculous. And don't change the subject! They told me I had this job.

[maocontent]

The hell is "Non" Mad Science? Nothing interesting happens in Non-Mad-Science!

[therestherobot]

Think of it as a beginner's course in science.

Also, I've got my eye on you.

[maocontent]

Beginners... ha.

...wait, why are you watching me? Are you beholding the perfect science specimen in your eyes yet?

[therestherobot]

More like I'm waiting for you to try to conquer the world with a doombot of some sort.