Barry retaliates against telemarketers ( Read more... )

A woman at work (NOTE: Not a yung leddy) walked up to me today and asked if I'd ever heard of "Cushing's Syndrome". Supposedly, this is a condition in which the affected person steadily gains weight at the rate of about a pound a day, thought to be brought on by rampant tumors and/or steroids ( Read more... )

I pulled into the McDonald's drive thru the other day to get a chicken sandwich and found my path blocked by a very large white van ( Read more... )

Okay, foos, here's the deal. Due to money constrictions and a few duties I've had to rearrange my schedule.

I'm planning to be in Tuscaloosa between September 18-20. Who's going to keep me, since Adam-bwah no longer resides in his old crash pad?

Memphis trip coming up in October.

Boom boom boom, let's go back to my room
So we can do it all night and you can make me feel right (oh oh oh)
Boom boom boom, let's go back to my room
So we can do it all night and you can make me feel right

A Protestant, a Baptist and a Catholic are thrown free of a burning bus full of schoolkids.

The Protestant says, "We have to save the children!"

The Baptist says, "FUCK the children!"

And the Catholic says, "Do you think there's time?"

If anyone remembers Optimus Prime from the Transformers (red tractor trailer), this might be of some relevance ( Read more... )

Found this on a Compuserve message board...

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To you Christians ( Read more... )

FORT WORTH - As protesters continued to roar in Alabama over the court-ordered removal of a religious monument, a lone woman stood before Tarrant County commissioners on Tuesday, saying that the bronze statue of a panther represents "paganism" and should be removed from government grounds ( Read more... )

Oh yeah, Casualties of Religion practice has been going really well. I'm ready to play more shows, but we gotta wait for the other guitar player's school schedule to iron itself out. I might have to bring it down there to T-town if it keeps going well.

We still haven't ironed out who is the bass player and who is the guitar player. I originally ( Read more... )