How to Perform an Exorcism Step By Step
(Assuming you have a willing partner, right?)

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Television evangelist and Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson's suggestion that a nuclear device should be used to wipe out the State Department was "despicable," department spokesman Richard Boucher said Thursday ( Read more... )

Godchild's mama gets induced on Monday.

I don't see why it can't be done over the weekend when it's more convenient. (lol)

“The perception [of UA] as a party school may have changed, but I think it was all about perception to start with," said city councilman Lee Garrison, a former SGA president at UA. “I personally don’t think the University of Alabama is any different than any other university in the South, when it comes to partying." (8/19/03 ( Read more... )

I don't think this person has ever been in a Waffle House before ( Read more... )

A customer (female) called Whirlpool's service office today to request service on her microwave. After taking all the basic info, the rep asked what was the problem with the microwave. She replied 'Um, do I have to tell you?' He explained that he did need to put the symptom down for the technician ( Read more... )

Just watched Hellraiser:Bloodline (Had only seen 1, 2, and 3 prior).

All I got to say is OH MY GOD THEY KILLED PINHEAD!! (you bastards)

I freely admit it is gratifying to boot up Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, stake out "Phil's Place", then fire so many rockets into the nearby street that the police, SWAT team and Army team up to take me out, especially since their AI is so stupid that only the helicopters can actually come into the lot with me.

It is a common myth that the gates of Hell are inscribed with the words "Abandon All Hope All Ye Who Enter Here." After today, I realize that is in no way true. There is no inscription on the gate. There is a sign hanging over the gate that reads "WHIRLPOOL" with a big ellipse around it ( Read more... )