Everything about that was great... except that it didn't seem like you slammed your fist down on the table when you demanded your fucking money. Gotta get that part down for your next 3 AM poker triumph! Way to go Jets fans. Chad got his win.
I actually did slam my fist down, but it wasn't a dramatic smack. It was after 2 AM and Schiff's family was asleep. As emotional as I was at that point, I didn't want to be a dick. So the slam was turned into a moderate-to-strong slap at the table. Think A-Rod's attempt to knock the ball away in Game 6 of the ALCS, only not as gay.
Alright, so you had the thought to be respectable in your moment of poker pariah-dom... I can dig that. I can more than dig that... I can respect that.
And did you notice that, in the last few years, players going to the Yankees have become marginally sucky? Giambi and A-Rod both respectfully declined during their Yankee years...
Yes, I have. I'd look for Randy Johnson to be the next in the decline line. I think Jeter's also due for a down year because he had such a good second half last year. And I'd say that Sheffield will not replicate last year's numbers as well.
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And did you notice that, in the last few years, players going to the Yankees have become marginally sucky? Giambi and A-Rod both respectfully declined during their Yankee years...
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