And that was MY Wednesday...

[theriaulogy]

So today at work, I am just minding my own business, filling up coffees and shit, and all of a sudden, this woman starts seriously choking on her food. Like, choking so hard she CANNOT EVEN EXPEL AIR, she was making ZERO noise. She started turning purple and she stood up (I assume to try to bend over to get it out) but she looked like she was about

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[retroactively]

Very cool, Eli. Not everyone can say they saved a life. Enjoy the feeling.

[girltoinfinity]

dude you are like fucking wonder woman
that's seriously amazing..
everyone else probably just felt like the hugest asshole ever, like the kind that slows down in front of an accident but would never think of actually getting out and like, helping people.

something really great is probably going to happen to you, soon

[_kn0ckinboots]

that's great that you saved her from choking to death! kind of nuts though. i dont even know how to do the heimlich. since i know myself so well, i'm almost certain i would have frantically brought it to someone's attention and told them to do it. i suck. but good job!