You say I talk so all the time.

[therickterscale]

I saw on the TV that Lisa Loeb is looking for a husband. I would gladly volunteer, but I guess she's Jewish. I mean, people tell me I look Jewish all the time, but I think she'd catch on eventually because I'm not very circumcised.

Comments

[sturgeongeneral]

You're 100% man.

[notquitedeadyet]

grow out the hasidic side curls. I'm sure she'll overlook the lack of foreskin.