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[therickterscale]

Half way through orientation this morning, I started to wonder if my decision to join an industrial painting crew for the summer may have been a mistake. Not so much because of the work*, but mostly because of the people I'll be working with. I was especially blown away by some of the phrases the safety coordinator dropped into his speech. Some

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[sturgeongeneral]

Oh, Christ. Aren't you going to have a blast.

You ought to at least pretend to be a tough guy, so they don't think you're a queer and pound sand up your ass.

[therickterscale]

I try to keep up the illusion. I generally lower my voice when I talk to somebody, and try to only cry in the bathroom.

it's like performance art

[fat_titude]

holy shit. the awful back-breaking labor may be worth it if you get to hear gems like that every day. you should get a tape recorder and record everything and do some kind of awesome hillbilly remix of awful phrases.

i think i might know of a volunteer! ahhhh j/k

[b9_2mr]

hrm, what if it was the same woman giving the blowjobs everyday, but she'd wear a different hat? eh??

Re: i think i might know of a volunteer! ahhhh j/k

[therickterscale]

Nope. Different woman. At least every week or two. Anything beyond that, and she's old hat.

[rainy_day_woman]

Jesus H., that's reason *to* take the job.

[therickterscale]

Turns out that the dude who said all these things is actually the coolest guy there. He has a B(M?)FA in metal smithing and jewelry making.