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You know, it's funny, how funny people get about family.
You know, I almost wish there were some yoma here. Not only because I could kill them, but then you could all play family.
Like when a yoma kills the father while he's out working, and then comes home and plays daddy for a while. Then next thing you know he rips mommy's head off and eats her guts and makes the kids watch before he eats all but one, and then pretends to be the survivor and moves on to the aunt's home as the poor traumatized kid.
Or the times when they kill the brother when he's out playing and then he comes home and next thing daddy and mommy know he's raping his sister before he eats her guts. Then he can kill his parents and eat them, too.
Sometimes it's funner, if you get called for an extermination job, to wait a bit and see if any of the family members can fight back before you take care of the problem. Like if little sister gets the axe and cut's daddy's head off because he won't stop eating big sis alive.
... Could we have a curse like that?
[ooc; I'm sorry this is kind of graphic, but... Ophelia sort of is.]
You know, I almost wish there were some yoma here. Not only because I could kill them, but then you could all play family.
Like when a yoma kills the father while he's out working, and then comes home and plays daddy for a while. Then next thing you know he rips mommy's head off and eats her guts and makes the kids watch before he eats all but one, and then pretends to be the survivor and moves on to the aunt's home as the poor traumatized kid.
Or the times when they kill the brother when he's out playing and then he comes home and next thing daddy and mommy know he's raping his sister before he eats her guts. Then he can kill his parents and eat them, too.
Sometimes it's funner, if you get called for an extermination job, to wait a bit and see if any of the family members can fight back before you take care of the problem. Like if little sister gets the axe and cut's daddy's head off because he won't stop eating big sis alive.
... Could we have a curse like that?
[ooc; I'm sorry this is kind of graphic, but... Ophelia sort of is.]