Comments | thermobaric: The Cost of Living

thermobaric

The Cost of Living

Nov 06, 2005 21:18

"...In moments of great stress, every life form that exists gives out a tiny subliminal signal. This signal simply communicates an exact and almost pathetic sense of how far that being is from the place of his birth. On Earth it is never possible to be further than sixteen thousand miles from your birthplace, which really isn't very far, so the ( Read more... )

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anonymous November 7 2005, 07:21:05 UTC

1. You do not suck at pool and you hustled that poor girl. You have a pool table at home and I cannot fathom the amount of hours you spent to master 8 ball off the wall then the lamp into the corner pocket or the 2 ball around the cat turd over the piss stain into the side pocket.

2. You would not enjoyed medical school.

anonymous November 7 2005, 07:21:41 UTC

-stan

thermobaric November 7 2005, 17:05:38 UTC

LOL that's not a piss stain. That's a beer stain. Don't forget that table is half the size. It's harder on a full size table.

The cat turds are still there, along with a whole bunch of other crap. I'm guessing Brandon tried to turn it into a bong.

anonymous November 7 2005, 20:12:26 UTC

Still doesn't deny the fact that you can still make the shot around the beer stain, over the cat turd, off the ceiling and around the bong into the side pocket.

-Stan

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ctabone November 9 2005, 21:00:43 UTC

I <3 stan

thermobaric November 9 2005, 21:19:23 UTC

Here that Stan? Looks like you've got a boyfriend waiting for you in Vegas. Is there something you two aren't telling us? Too bad you aren't a macho man like me that only thinks about concrete and beer all day.

claytonsgrrl December 2 2005, 05:29:57 UTC

I think it's very cool that your mom has her very own Mahana.

Dude, did we play the same mini-golf game because I remember you handing me my ass by the seventh hole. Didn't I lose by like 20 strokes? Why does this conversation about golf seem so filthy?

thermobaric December 2 2005, 14:33:22 UTC

Oh yea? Here's a fun activity you can try at home. Go explain to your mom how Mahana works, how to get music on/off him, and the general principles behind getting music off a CD, onto a computer, and then onto Mahana. Make sure you have something soft to beat your head against, you'll need it. I'm starting to think my mom shouldn't be allowed to operate anything more complicated than an 8-track player.

You can actually remember back to that mini-golf game? That was almost last month! Glad you could finally find the time to stop by. I didn't want everyone to know how blowfully you played, with your overeager strokes that ended up dribbling out of the hole later. I wanted to talk about how much I spanked you during the game, but I didn't want to make Rob jealous.

claytonsgrrl December 2 2005, 14:53:24 UTC

Go ahead...make him jealous. ;-)

thermobaric December 2 2005, 14:59:51 UTC

Well, my birthday IS coming up later this month. Any ideas?