High Pressure System

[thermobaric]

As I'm sure you've all gathered by now, I hate the weather up here. Who could blame me? Seasons mean nothing up here. It was 70º yesterday and now it's looking doubtful it'll break 50º. Why can't it just pick a season and run with it. I want mountains and mountains of snow. I don't think it's too much to ask. I take heart in knowing that at least

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[ctabone]

Maybe they were calling for some emergency toilet paper.

heh.

[thermobaric]

Well, he was still in there when I left and nobody else in sight, so I guess he was shit outta luck.

ha HA! God I love puns!

[anonymous]

Didn't see Mr. Black on TV, did you?

[thermobaric]

Nope :-( I was banking on him being on at 9. It only made sense. I couldn't stay up until midnight since I had to be up at 5:30 for work the next day. Hopefully I'll catch some of him tomorrow morning.

[claytonsgrrl]

"Starbucks and the End of the
Universe"

"People have asked me, 'How do you know
this?' Well, go there. Stand between those two
Starbucks... And when you look at your watch,
time stands still... And what's truely amazing:
if you turn and look just at one Starbucks,
immediately you think, 'Y'know, when I turn
around, there can't possibly be a
Starbucks behind me. If there's a just and
loving God, how could he allow that to happen?'
So you turn slowly, thinking, 'Maybe there's a
McDonald's there, or possibly and Exxon...' But
there's another Starbucks!"

Which Lewis Black rant are you?
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[thermobaric]

I was really hoping to get the "If it wasn't for my horse" rant. That one is my all time favorite. It's funny for it's own reasons and it segways so well into the IHOP rant. Oh well, I guess I'm not as big a fan as I thought I was. I guess it's time to make some NyQuil eggnog.

[claytonsgrrl]

I still have your book! Remind me to give it back to you after I finish reading it in oh, I don't know...three months?

[thermobaric]

That's ok, it's rigged to explode on January 2nd. Better hurry up!