Saw "Waiting: the Unrated and Raw" dvd today, starring Ryan Reynolds, Dane Cook and my boys Andy Milonakis & Luis Guzman. I fuckin' LOVE it
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I dont remember who I showed the diagram to...was it YOU? Or was it Compton-Ass Tekoa?
Anyway, for those who don't know the beauty of the Loch-Ness, here's the deal:
Grab your nutsack with your left hand and twist it upwards until it sits above your dong. With your right hand, pinch under your dong's helmet and slightly bend it foreward while stretching the shaft upward, forming the neck and head. As soon as the unwilling mark sees the Loch Ness monster, you hurry up and run away, leaving them with their jaw drooping while they question themselves, "What the fuck was THAT? Did I just spot Nessie?".
I've got "Waiting" coming from Netflix...should be here tomorrow. I'm a mark for Ryan Reynold's shit since "Van Wilder."
I never worked for a restaurant, unless you count Pizza King in Mt. Pleasant (whose owners once thought of Billy Joel as "heavy metal"), a Wendy's, and a Burger King.
Hey, I make it a point to not piss off waiters/waitresses!
Dod, nah, not a fast food joint. But this flick is EXACTLY what goes on in places like my old job at Outback. But really, we never fucked with food as bad as this movie shows.
As for the rest of Waiting, down to every detail, man, EXACTLY what my job was like (except I didn't wait tables).
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Anyway, for those who don't know the beauty of the Loch-Ness, here's the deal:
Grab your nutsack with your left hand and twist it upwards until it sits above your dong. With your right hand, pinch under your dong's helmet and slightly bend it foreward while stretching the shaft upward, forming the neck and head. As soon as the unwilling mark sees the Loch Ness monster, you hurry up and run away, leaving them with their jaw drooping while they question themselves, "What the fuck was THAT? Did I just spot Nessie?".
There ya have it, the Loch Ness.
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I never worked for a restaurant, unless you count Pizza King in Mt. Pleasant (whose owners once thought of Billy Joel as "heavy metal"), a Wendy's, and a Burger King.
Hey, I make it a point to not piss off waiters/waitresses!
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As for the rest of Waiting, down to every detail, man, EXACTLY what my job was like (except I didn't wait tables).
You'll love it. Can't wait for your review.
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I take that to the heart Ron, my last names Compton. :(
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