PHASERS

[thesaltedsped]

I WOULD LIKE VERY MUCH TO HAVE THE PHASERS SET ON "GRILL"
FOR THEN A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH WOULD NEVER REQUIRE THE MICROWAVE
WHICH HAS CANCER DEATH RAYS FROM OUTER BLIND SPACE!!
THIS IS WHAT THE MIND-SCIENTISTS CALL
"GRILLED CHEESENESS ENVY"

Comments

[mikeisenberg]

George Foreman Grill, man! That's one boxer who makes a fine grilled cheese!

[quinnc]

yes, and we actually have one of those!
(its in the cupboard with all the pots and pans--lauren got it for her birthday)

[thesaltedsped]

I AM AFRAID I CANNOT FIND IT

IT SEEMS TO BE BURIED UNDER A TONWEIGHT OF SCARY NEWSPAPERS FROM DAYS GONE BY

[tyrex57]

mmm, a grill cheese phaser would go nicely with my baby-grillin ray.

[thesaltedsped]

SORRY SIR BUT I CANNOT MIX MEAT WITH DAIRY

quasidan WOULD NOT APPROVE