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i had a crazy friday. So crazy in fact, that i didn't do anything today. I was so physically and mentally drained from all the shanangoogie that was going on. i finished class around 1 oclock and biked as fast as i could back to the apartment. yang and i had been talking about this day for months.
We had planned on taking a psychedelic journey into the jungle in manoa. Here we thought that we would be inspired visually, emotionally whatever. However, this is more difficult that it sounds. Yang and I had no car and no MOTA. It ended up kind of working out because our friends with the mota live in manoa next to a really cool trail. Yang and I ate our HMMMHMMMMmmmm and began our long walk into the journey (4miles). As the colors brightened and the sounds became scarier and pigeons seemed to coo at me, as if overusing their one word that they knew i could understand. Fucking pidgeons. I watched them. I watched them. They were like small little people...that were extremely amusing to watch. I often think of them of rats/sheep. They are basically rodents or merely pests with wings, however, they often think as one and lack a lot of individual psychological characteristics. I was wrong
As I sunk into the park bench next to my chinese bear of a friend, I noticed one particular bird that stood out. He was relentlessly pestering and pecking at another bird significantly bigger than itself. The little guy would not leave the bigger pigeon alone! It was almost as if it was a younger sibling jabbing and poking their older brother or sister, chanting repetitively, "does that hurt? what about that? How about now? Did that hurt?". I suddenly forgot about the stomach pain i was having as my gut tried to tolerate the poison i recently ingested. This bird gave me so much pleasure! And the show lasted for more than 15 minutes! The little guy must have marched the bigger bird out to the perimeters of the park and back to the bench on more than three occasions. Just when I thought it would never stop, an even bigger bird came over and pecked and flew into the two birds. The little bird seemed a bit frazzled? I found out that i was right to trust my first thought. Soon enough the little guy brushed himself off fluffed his feathers and went back to harassing his fellow pigeon. I probably would have stayed and watched longer if it weren't for chris.
as we began our up hill climb ascending into manoa and out of maikiki and punaho i had so many more moments of inspiration. I had an urge to give up on the walk and hitchhike. However, I didn't want to be in just any car. I wanted to be in the comfy well air conditioned lexus with leather seats and lots of leg room. Immediately i thought of always sunny in phili. Here's the idea.
Dennis and D are hitchhiking. Lost after their range rover broke down in the middle of nowhere. Dennis didn't know how to change a tire. So they just started walking. When walking became difficult(very quickly) they decided their only choice was to hitch hike. However when D threw up the thumb as a toyota corolla approached Dennis quickly corrects the move.
Dennis
"im not getting in that thing"
D
"what do you mean we are lost. my feet hurt"
Dennis
"we can't just flag down ANYONE that drives by. We will have plenty of opportunities D. Be patient. I think we might have an opportunity to get a ride from some classy people.."
D
"that's rediculous Dennis. I'm gonna get out of here" (sticks out thumb
Dennis
"oh i don't know if you can handle it D"
D
"if i can handle giving birth as a woman often does...if she wants to. I can handle hitch hiking.
Dennis
"you couldn't go through something like child birth. you can't even handle going to the dentist"
D
"the dentist is creepy"
Dennis
"and you hate kids! what kind of arguement is that?!"
D
"shhhh here comes someone"
A small truck with a older hispanic guy pulls up. He has few teeth, smells of booze and he has just come from working somewhere.
D
"hola! could you-o give me car ride to town-o?"
Mexican
"por su puesto mi amor"
The mexican smiles revealing his rank breath and horrific looking dental issues.
D
"ohhh i don't think so"
Mexican is confused and drives away
Dennis
"couldn't do it could ya?"
D
"nope couldn't do it. did you see his teeth?"
Dennis
"i think i saw more than one snaggle tooth. impressive."
D
"and he smelled awful. I almost threw up on him."
Dennis
"yes"
(long pause)
D
"we've got to find a good car to wave down"
Dennis
"something with leather"
Dennis and d wait forever. No more cars drive by four many hours...to be continued.
We had planned on taking a psychedelic journey into the jungle in manoa. Here we thought that we would be inspired visually, emotionally whatever. However, this is more difficult that it sounds. Yang and I had no car and no MOTA. It ended up kind of working out because our friends with the mota live in manoa next to a really cool trail. Yang and I ate our HMMMHMMMMmmmm and began our long walk into the journey (4miles). As the colors brightened and the sounds became scarier and pigeons seemed to coo at me, as if overusing their one word that they knew i could understand. Fucking pidgeons. I watched them. I watched them. They were like small little people...that were extremely amusing to watch. I often think of them of rats/sheep. They are basically rodents or merely pests with wings, however, they often think as one and lack a lot of individual psychological characteristics. I was wrong
As I sunk into the park bench next to my chinese bear of a friend, I noticed one particular bird that stood out. He was relentlessly pestering and pecking at another bird significantly bigger than itself. The little guy would not leave the bigger pigeon alone! It was almost as if it was a younger sibling jabbing and poking their older brother or sister, chanting repetitively, "does that hurt? what about that? How about now? Did that hurt?". I suddenly forgot about the stomach pain i was having as my gut tried to tolerate the poison i recently ingested. This bird gave me so much pleasure! And the show lasted for more than 15 minutes! The little guy must have marched the bigger bird out to the perimeters of the park and back to the bench on more than three occasions. Just when I thought it would never stop, an even bigger bird came over and pecked and flew into the two birds. The little bird seemed a bit frazzled? I found out that i was right to trust my first thought. Soon enough the little guy brushed himself off fluffed his feathers and went back to harassing his fellow pigeon. I probably would have stayed and watched longer if it weren't for chris.
as we began our up hill climb ascending into manoa and out of maikiki and punaho i had so many more moments of inspiration. I had an urge to give up on the walk and hitchhike. However, I didn't want to be in just any car. I wanted to be in the comfy well air conditioned lexus with leather seats and lots of leg room. Immediately i thought of always sunny in phili. Here's the idea.
Dennis and D are hitchhiking. Lost after their range rover broke down in the middle of nowhere. Dennis didn't know how to change a tire. So they just started walking. When walking became difficult(very quickly) they decided their only choice was to hitch hike. However when D threw up the thumb as a toyota corolla approached Dennis quickly corrects the move.
Dennis
"im not getting in that thing"
D
"what do you mean we are lost. my feet hurt"
Dennis
"we can't just flag down ANYONE that drives by. We will have plenty of opportunities D. Be patient. I think we might have an opportunity to get a ride from some classy people.."
D
"that's rediculous Dennis. I'm gonna get out of here" (sticks out thumb
Dennis
"oh i don't know if you can handle it D"
D
"if i can handle giving birth as a woman often does...if she wants to. I can handle hitch hiking.
Dennis
"you couldn't go through something like child birth. you can't even handle going to the dentist"
D
"the dentist is creepy"
Dennis
"and you hate kids! what kind of arguement is that?!"
D
"shhhh here comes someone"
A small truck with a older hispanic guy pulls up. He has few teeth, smells of booze and he has just come from working somewhere.
D
"hola! could you-o give me car ride to town-o?"
Mexican
"por su puesto mi amor"
The mexican smiles revealing his rank breath and horrific looking dental issues.
D
"ohhh i don't think so"
Mexican is confused and drives away
Dennis
"couldn't do it could ya?"
D
"nope couldn't do it. did you see his teeth?"
Dennis
"i think i saw more than one snaggle tooth. impressive."
D
"and he smelled awful. I almost threw up on him."
Dennis
"yes"
(long pause)
D
"we've got to find a good car to wave down"
Dennis
"something with leather"
Dennis and d wait forever. No more cars drive by four many hours...to be continued.