I like my Y chromosome, thanks.

[thescarletdevil]

Yo, Rufus... I'm so inclined to agree. =______= Women confused the crap out of me. *headdesk* Lets go out for some beer and pizza, I kind of need it. I just got my ego fucking MURDERED.

NO, NERO, YOU CAN'T COME ALONG. According to Vergil, you have homework and I will be thrown off a bridge if I try to bother you. << >>;; You're not even legal to

Comments

[takexcontrol]

I'm all for that. I need a break anyway.

[thescarletdevil]

Sweet. I'll kidnap you from work someday.

[bigmanwithagunx]

Aw, man! Come on! What would you do if you were my age? I'll understand if you can't remember. It was, what? A few centuries ago?

[thescarletdevil]

...I sort of had parents at your age. Or at least Mum. D: HAHA. FUNNY. Want me to ground you again? >:3 I always like doing that, I wondered how'd it'd feel to do it to someone else.

[bigmanwithagunx]

GROUND ME, I'LL JUST BREAK THE FUCK OUT AGAIN.

Come on, just take me out! Let's go somewhere as a proper family!

[thescarletdevil]

[ooc: EEEEVIL Nero picture. O_o;; ]

Yeah, okay. You'll end up paying for the door, I'll put some bullets in your ass and Vergil will probably chop off a leg.

...*raises eyebrow* Did you really say that? .____. *awkward silence* Well, I suppose I could try talking Vergil into taking us all out to a restaurant or something...

[say_no_to_leeks]

This is about that Lady person, right? >>;; I've avoided asking about her so far, but seriously... you're all mopey now. When I get like that you just shove beer at me. >>;

Nero... he's your little brother or something, right? Sounds like Vergil is taking his big brother role seriously. >__>; Tell him the kid needs time off and friends and stuff like that, too, not just rules and regs.

[ooc; lawl, Kadaj-muse is like... batting his eyes toward Nero, I swear to God. xD;;]

[1of3lights]

(ooc: The thought of Kadaj-muse doing that makes me giggle. XD; Oh dear... Nero better watch out if he comes across Kadaj. XDD It'd be pretty though. XD;)

[thescarletdevil]

...Not at all. *lying* Women are just... you know... complicated. << >>;; HEY. See? Beer solves everything. XD

Er, half-cousin or something. We're still trying to figure that one out. Officially, though, I think it says he's our son. ._____.

[ooc: IT WOULD BE EPICALLY PRETTY. XD Though I doubt Sephiroth or Vergil would allow it, haha.]

[say_no_to_leeks]

Riiiiight. >>; You are a terrible, terrible liar, Dante. gadfhguilfhusgt it does not! God, are you sure you shouldn't be going to AA meetings? :P

.___. What says he's your son?

[ooc; Nero wouldn't go for it anyway. Though Kadaj may insist on flirting with him at some point despite that. And besides, Vergil would punt Kadaj to another country. XDD]

[outlaw_lady]

Hey, I am a hell of a lot less complicated then half the hoity toity fangirls you have hanging around. In fact I am pretty straight forward.

I have a gun, several actually, and I'm not afraid to use them. That is basically me in a nutshell, that and I dislike most people and can't stand wishy washy ones.

Meh, go drink, see what that changes. You know I can drink you under the table anyway, even before I was legal. =P

[thescarletdevil]

...Which makes you kind of scary, 'cause we're very used to girls NOT giving us the straight answer. .___.;;

Hey, I've got guns too. My babies are still alive and well. I clean them every day. ^^

Yeah, what the hell is UP with that?? I have at least a hundred pounds on you!! .______. We can both beat Vergil though, he's such a pussy at drinking. XD

[outlaw_lady]

So I am scary...because I am honest? That's new to me, but oh well.

I bet you are constantly stroking them. You always did take good care of the things you were the most fond of.

I have more practice at it? I am just that much of a badass is what it is, so liquor is nothing.