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[thescenecat]

It's very difficult to update when he's not working. I never get any time on the computer these days. I jump on the keyboard to try and drop a hint, but will he listen? Will he buggery. Not a lot new to tell you. The black cat keeps coming and fighting me. Took a big chunk out of my tail the other week. I have been told that Ray has gone away. She

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i have read every single word of that

[pitcherthis]

welcome back sc xxxxx

[ketteh]

We love you George.
GEORGE FOR PM!!

[star_w]

Dear Scene Cat,

Although we have not been formally introduced I would like to take this opportunity to say I think you rather beautiful. You're a very regal and intelligent looking gentleman. Are you part Main Coon by any chance?

Anyway, take the loss of IAMS as a blessing in disguise. My kitten Kookie would like me to inform you that the company that makes them tests on animals. Icky.

Wxx

[thescenecat]

Dear Kirsty (I asked him - he has to be good for something),

Thank you for your kind words. My parentage is somewhat dubious, but looking at the cat books, it would appear I bear some resemblance to the Maine Coon. My sister Mabel (sadly deceased) was a silver tabby, though, so it's hard to know.

What else does the company concerned manufacture? How very unpleasant. At the same time, I really like IAMS.

George x

[star_w]

Dear George

I am very sorry to hear about your sister. But dubious parentage is the best kind, a nice mix of genes only ever helps in the looks department.

IAMS / Eukanuba really aren't a terribly pleasent lot. I wouldn't suggest you look at this, but do get Phil and Alison to have a glance when they're feeling strong of stomach.

http://www.iamscruelty.com
http://www.uncaged.co.uk/iams.htm

Take care gorgeous George

Wxx

[albiongirl]

I am sorry that I threw things at you George,

Love Me xxx