So, Dean and I wrote a story tonight because we got bored. It was so fucking brilliant that I decided to share it with the world. Feel free to laugh, plz.

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I took a four hour nap today.
And finally got in touch with Allstate.
I go in for testing next week.
I'm not so sure about this job anymore though.
2nd shift is from 3 to 12.
That's crazy.

Watching Closer last night didn't exactly work out like it was supposed to. Yeah ( Read more... )

I was told to update.
And I musn't disobey orders.

So, The Toxic Avenger is an awesome movie.
And I definitely like it when the old lady gets beat down.
GANG WARFARE.

Yeah.

Marks on my neck are way awesome.
Totally.

TTYL, GUYS.

Oh dear god, Sin City was fucking brilliant.
I mean, I knew it was going to be good, but seriously.
Fucking genius.
Since ( Dean )

Dean took me with him to the Wildlife Rescue place he volunteers at today ( Read more... )

So last week, I submitted an absolutely atrocious resume to Allstate online. I figured that'd I'd never hear from them, so why not? Well, ironically enough, my mother wakes me up this morning to tell me that "A woman from Allstate called and said they liked your resume and to call them back sometime today." I spent about a good 10 minutes laughing ( Read more... )

I'm the most sexually frustrated virgin you're ever going to meet in your entire life.

Also, Death From Above 1979 is coming to DC on Tuesday, April 26. Fuck yes.

Jennifer is so awesome.
She's even more awesome than Star Wars.
And I like Star Wars. A lot.
<3

I just got electrocuted.
That has to be the weirdest feeling ever.
Everything felt numb.
Oh god.
I'm never plugging in anything ever again.