You're The Reason I'm Leaving.

[thescientistmrj]

The first announcements have been made for the Big Day Out, and it's a damn fine announcement too. The White Stripes, Franz Ferdinand, Sleater-Kinney, The Stooges, Kings Of Leon, with more to be announced. The Mars Volta are playing as well, but I don't think I could be fucked standing and listening to a forty five minute version of Televators. Can

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[geekynat]

Now I know why I have been singing "I am woman hear me roar" over the past few weeks with no idea why, it is because of your cut!

That is probably the jawbone of some poor dead dog or else Ronald McDonald. Actually I take that back, it is the jawbone of that cow you have resting across your floor.

I'm sure your rug is loved by the ladies.

[thescientistmrj]

But even if I didn't have that as the title of my cut, you would still be singing it no doubt.

It possibly is, but, it is like that time I found a little mousey's bones in the backyard when I was young and thought I made the worlds biggest discovery. It was only until I lost the bones that I realised how pointless my discovery would have been in the big scheme of things. I don't know what happened to these little cows. It makes me depressed whenever I walk on them, but I have to have them out because my Dad's Dad "made" them so I was forced into having them there as it is "disrespectful" to not have memories of his father out and about.

I misread that as laddies for a second. I have no ladies to bring around and share my rug with. So I turned to the internet.

[geekynat]

You are probably right.

Did you eat the bones? I know you did you dirty protestant.

Men then?

[thescientistmrj]

Of course. I'm always right.

No, I preserved them in Jelly.

No men either, just my dog.