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Jesse and Andrew were in love.
He was thin.
God, they're cute.
They made out allllllll the time.
this is how happy he made her:
then they spooned under the covers
"JESSE, I'M GAY!" Andrew said
"HAHAHAHA! You're kidding!" Jesse said
"No, I'm not kidding." said andrew
"Well, I'm mad."
steven and andrew thought about being lovers.
"I love you and I know you want me like I want you." Steven whispered.
Sure enough, he did.
They had a good few months.
one day, steven came home and andrew was on the phone.
he listened in on the conversation. it was andrew talking about how in love he was.
"OH ANDREW! I KNOW YOU MUST BE TALKING ABOUT ME!" steven exclaimed
"no, steven... i was talking about being in love with amber..."
they ran to eachother.
"OH I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH!"
amber rubbed andrew all over her. it felt nice.
"amber.. i think I'm gay."
"GASP! THAT COMES AS SUCH A COMPLETE SURPRISE!"
andrew was alone for a while.
nobody liked him.
andrew became a woman. amber and andrew went to homecoming together because she felt bad for him.
she beat him up afterwards because he sucks.
at life.
he looked really ugly after she beat him up.
THE END
