---TYSON -- VS -- SUIT & TIE GUY--- (front row)

[theseacow]

We at the Sea-Cow have a compulsive need to archive everything (well i do at least). The latest is the (still in progress) Tyson-Vs-STG which launched a day or two ago on the Peoria Shows Messageboard and soon spilled over onto the Suit& Tie Guy LJ. Since there's no garantee how long any of it will stay on the net, I've decided to compile all of it

Comments

Funny Shit

[anonymous]

This is funny shit. I'm not sure who you are, but you are like a younger version of Dr. Arsonick Scum Phd. He covers all bloomington normal gossip as if it was a late breaking news story.

I'm sure I know you in person, but the name "Seacow" is a mystery to me. There's a joke I could make about your name and Eric and his mom, but I actually like Eric, and it would be too "In Living Color" so I'll pass.

Thanks for your time.

Tyson

Re: Funny Shit

[theseacow]

Well then, we could use the help of Dr. ArsoNick Scum on the Sea-Cow, we loves our gossip!

(as for our connection, i go to lots of kill-o-watt gigs, you sent me bloody mess's email once, and back in 2001 (before i knew who ham was) there was an 18 year old belgian girl who was a mutual accquaintance)

[atomic7755]

damn skippy, give me MORE!!!

well ...

[suitandtieguy]

if our intrepid investigative journalist would do everyone the favour of finding this "Dude" person who _actually_ trashes me on the Peoria Punk page then maybe he could get a _REALLY_ juicy interview for his zine. i'm afraid my contribution may be too bland to be readable.

ha

[suitandtieguy]

your treatment of this is fucking hilarious.

it's too bad the boxing match that Tyson and I scheduled never happened.

Re: ha

[suitandtieguy]

The boxing match didn't happen because you didn't show up. I told you I'd be in the playground at 3:30pm, right after school ends. I saw you get in your mom pick you up in her station wagon and drive you away. =)

But seriously, how long is your gig at the Red Barn?

Teeson

Mr T has a thing or two to say about "your mom" jokes.

[suitandtieguy]

barring death, dismemberment, or burnination (read FIRED) ... indefinitely.

especially after the past couple weeks. great crowds.

why don't you get a livejournal, Teeson?

Re: Mr T has a thing or two to say about "your mom" jokes.

[suitandtieguy]

I have a very long convoluted answer to why I don't have a Livejournal. I'll spare you the details.

Teaspoon Killertwat

[anonymous]

lj cuts are wonderful.