[one-shot] cool points
Title: Cool Points
Pairing: Yamada Ryosuke x Okamoto Keito
Rating/Warnings: NC-17
Summary: Yamada pierces Keito's ear in a cafe
Word Count: 1327
Author's Note: Because until recently I thought that the whole 'Yamada pierced Keito's ear in a cafe' thing was some kind of fanfic head canon that I picked up somewhere. Turns out it's an actual thing and I'm now obsessed with the idea of it
Getting his ear pierced had been pretty cool, it's wonky and offset and Yamada's pretty sure he could have done a better job himself, but it looks cool. Having an ear pierced isn't half as cool as saying you've pierced someone’s ear though, and at nineteen, and being a super idol, Yamada really shouldn't be so concerned about cool points but he just can't shake the idea.
He buys the piercing kit online, but he daren't actually ask anyone if he can do theirs, and he doesn't want both of his own done so for a couple of weeks it just sits there in his bag. Then on his next day off, while he's out at a café with Keito he notices the half-forgotten piercing kit in his bag and he knows that Keito could never say no to him.
“Let me pierce your ear.” he says casually, taking a bite of his strawberry sponge cake.
Keito gives him a strange look. “What?”
Yamada puts down his fork and leans over the table a little, looking directly into Keito's eyes. "I want to pierce your ear."
"Why?" Keito asks, it's not a refusal, it's just a question.
"Because it's cool" Yamada answers easily.
"It would make me look cool?" Keito asks and that wasn't exactly what Yamada had been thinking but he nods all the same. "When?"
"Right now." Yamada says with a smile. "I have the kit in my bag."
"Here?" Keito asks dubiously.
Yamada looks around, considering the café carefully, it's private enough in their booth, there's clean water if they need it, access to a first aid kit and presumably a first aid trained employee, just in case. It's practically perfect. "Why not?"
When Keito just nods, Yamada reaches into his bag for the piercing kit, his cake and coffee completely forgotten.
"What about ice? Aren't you meant to numb it?" They hadn't numbed Yamada's and he's pretty sure that professional piercers probably wouldn't. Keito is a bit of a wimp though.
"If you'd prefer that?" He offers and when Keito nods quickly he buzzes for a waitress. It only takes a minute for her to return with their glass of ice and she places in on the table while shooting a strange look at them. Yamada has the piercing kit hidden on his lap under the table but Keito is suspiciously quiet, a tense expression on his face.
When she's disappeared again, Yamada picks out two cubes of ice and shuffles round onto the seat beside Keito, and holds them either side of his left ear lobe. They wait a few minutes, until Keito complains that the ice is burning and then Yamada tosses them back into the glass. There wasn't a pen included in the kit, but Yamada has plenty in his bag so he grabs one and marks out the position on Keito's ear. Keito will no doubt have a mirror on him, but he doesn't bother asking for it, he's pretty sure Keito won't care where the hole goes.
He dries his hands thoroughly on his jeans and opens the packet of sterile latex gloves that came with the kit and pulls them on. And then he picks up the needle. Keito winces as he moves it closer to his ear so Yamada pulls it away again and fixes a glare on him. "Don't flinch" and then he dives right back in.
He pauses right before the needle makes contact, a strange wave of adrenaline shuddering through him, and then he pushes it through.
It slides through Keito's skin like a knife through butter, and Yamada gets a very strange feeling as he looks at it sticking out of each side. His heart feels like it's pounding and he has to fight to control his breathing as that strange feeling moves lower, spreading through his stomach like fire and...oh.
"Is everything OK?" Keito asks in concern and Yamada looks up from his crotch where all of his blood seems to have run, oh.
He swallows and nods, tries to pull himself together because he's not done yet, only his hand is shaking as it reaches for the silver hoop he's going to let it heal with. He's overly aware of his heavy breathing as he lifts the hoop and slots the end of it into the needle, and then he bites into his lip to keep from moaning as he pulls the needle back out, slotting the hoop through the hole.
He drops the needle unceremoniously on top of the kit and fishes for the closure ball, stuffing it into place as quickly as he can, the piercing seeming to burn his fingers, and then he's on his feet. "Bathroom" he stammers in explanation as he turns and practically runs towards it.
It's empty, and Yamada has never been so glad as he throws himself into a stall and locks the door behind him before stuffing his hand into his pants. The realisation that he's still wearing his gloves only makes the flashbacks more vivid and Yamada stifles his moans into his other glove as he strokes his erection quickly.
"Yama-chan?" A quiet voice says through the door and Yamada feels another surge of arousal.
"Fuck" he gasps and then calls back through the door. "Keito, go away."
"Are you alright?" Keito asks, ignoring his request.
No, Yamada thinks, what's wrong with him that he's so turned on over piercing somebody's ear. It hadn't been like this when he got his own done, and he certainly didn't have any idea this would happen when he asked to do Keito's. "Yes" he says shakily, he wants Keito to go away, only he doesn't because he wants to see the earring. "No" he amends.
"Open the door, let me in." Keito says seriously and Yamada has never heard such a good idea. Keito's face looks a picture of surprised when Yamada does open the door, his eyes flick from Yamada's face to his cock which is poking out through the open fly of his jeans. Yamada tugs Keito inside quickly and locks the door. "Oh" he says. "I didn't realise it was that kind of thing for you..."
"I didn't either." Yamada snaps back and then he catches sight of the silver hoop, the pale blue jewel in the ball glinting under the fluorescent lighting. "Does it hurt?"
"A little bit." Keito answers and he raises a hand to fiddle with it. Yamada shouldn't let him, it's not hygienic, but it looks so fucking hot that he just moans and strokes his cock faster. "You really like this?" Keito asks, and it has to hurt, the way he's tugging lightly on the hoop but it looks so good that Yamada can't hold back and he comes with a sharp cry.
When he manages to open his eyes again Keito's are fixed on him, smouldering, and that looks pretty hot too. He can see the bulge in Keito's jeans, and without thinking too hard about it, he moves close enough to unfasten Keito's jeans and pull out his erection.
Keito hisses sharply as he strokes, the motion made easier by the remnants of his own release on his gloved hand. Keito seems to have noticed too, and he moans outright as his eyes move back and forth between Yamada's face and his hand for the few minutes it takes before they slide closed and Keito comes with a low groan.
For a few minutes afterwards they just stand there awkwardly, catching their breaths and then finally Keito speaks.
"If you didn't know you were into it then why did you want to pierce my ear?"
Yamada's post-orgasmic brain is too fried to think of a witty response so instead he just shrugs. "Cool points.”
Keito laughs. “Yeah, jerking off in café bathroom like a horny schoolboy. Really cool.”
Yamada just smiles “Next time I pierce you we'll do it at your house then.”